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# :/

Heres one for the children.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Reminds me of Roald Dahl's
Revolting Rhymes, in a good way : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# romantic
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# God yeah!
I like this better than the official version. Oh, and there's a fucking massive spider on my kitchen ceiling which I have to pass beneath.
/wants to avoid a Miss Muffet-spider bite interface scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I bit a spider once
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I got bitten by a red back one.
I did turn it into a small nasty spider into a flat wide one. Then got myself to hospital:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Spider pancake
Best way for spiders to be
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Remind me never to let you cook for
me...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I once got raped by a funnel web
So I took a shit on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Right on it
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I almost choked on (was going to say lovely but won't) tea.
/using sweetener so it's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Ewwwwwww
The biggest mistake is having sugary tea in the first place. You fucking heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I'm a milk only person.
No sugar in tea and no milk or sugar in coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ooh, coffee bravery
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I can drink tea without sugar and milk..
but if there's milk in it then there must be sugar as well or it's just not the same. Though in saying that I'll probably smoke 20 cigs with it so my taste buds won't have a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hurrah for destroying your tastebuds with the power of cigs
*destroys*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# spiders can't draw to save their lives
that's why when you have bad handwriting they say 'looks like a spider scrawled across the page'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Well at least mine was non-fatal:P
Wasn't a particularly pleasant experience.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# It's not pleasant even looking at spiders if you ask me :-S
I hate the little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# But they kill all the flies
Goddamn I hate the flies... the fuckers are *everywhere* at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Gah, tell me about it
I've got a room full of kamikaze flies and I'm their sodding target :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# then you should simply avoid entering your fly room.
Unfortunately, mine have permeated throughout the entire flat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahaaahahahahahahaha!
Wonderful.

In other news: ITS MY B3TADAY! Wheres my cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Happy super!
Here's your cake
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# :D
That looks like the best cake ever.

Also: Hello! How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hello!
I'm not too bad, ta. Just severely lacking in sleep lately so very run down :(
How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Awwwww. I prescribe hot chocolate
I'm thooper ta, suitably sleepy for a sunday :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday SSS!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha terror!
Thats fantastic Squire, thankyou.

Hows the ebay auction going?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# So far it's a resounding
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# You're doing well considering you've got 6 days left
And you've got all the people who save the newsletter for monday morning yet
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Yes, Hopefully you're right.
Monday Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# pffft!
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Sorry my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# This could go on for a while
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ta!
I love b3tadays, they're just like normal birthdays but without all the headaches
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Dirty pea roaster:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# its not!
i posted it for 20 seconds and realised there was spelling mistakes all over it so i deleted it before anybody saw it except you! You are like the eye of sauron ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *gasp*


*calls the board nazis*:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# i should have kept my mouth shut!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# haemolytic anaemia
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# So she didn't gain superpowers?
Boring!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# a bit like spiderman 3...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 27 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# She should have become spiderwoman.
Purely as an excuse to draw a chick in skin tight spandex.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 27 May 2007, 15:08, archived)