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# DON'T DROWN, JEAN RENO! I'LL SAVE YOU ON MY GIANT EEL!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# i don't believe
your eel is so giant. admit it, it's mostly socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# perhaps the eel is not drawn to scale!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# that's okay
i wouldn't try to scale it, i'd skin it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# then serve it for dindins?
yay! the orphans won't starve!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# sod the orphans
they can eat the poor, more eel for me! mwahahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# yay!
feed the poor to the hungry!

that's real freedom!

/american way blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha!
i've been watching soylent green(again). it seems like a good idea to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ah give it time
it'll happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# i could feed a family of four
for about a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# if the eel doesn't work out
frank spencer on mothra will save the day

cutlery

tho if you are in water you are buggered as they won't go near water
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Where are his arms?
DEAR GOD WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# they are er.. in his pockets
er..

*whistles*

/can't draw worth a shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Silly
this is a child-friendly design. his lack of hands stops him 'interfering' with them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# but he still has his feets
you should see the suprise when he puts his foot in it yet again!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# not even to save
Jean Reno?
(Pelle ghola, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# if you can find 3 pairs of waders
then mothra might consider it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Giant Eel Riding FTW!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I've always said:
"Don't knock eels, you know they are good at rescuing french actors from drowning," and how they mocked!
But not now, they will be eating humble pie!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# does humble pie
taste like eel?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# No, it's tastes like
Kate Humble's minge!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# humble pie
just pastry

no filling :(

much like what the typical high street chain of bakers sells

YES GREGGS YOU FUCKING SHIT I'm TALKING ABOUT YOU and your steak pie or as it's technically known the "Gravy, small lump of fat and air pie"

but anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# ah, air pie
i've tried them, too. i don't eat them anymore as they're so obviously shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# you had shite in yours?
blimey, actual filling

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# the only time a gregg's pie had filling in it
was when i took the top off and put chips in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# haha yeah
or you could be brave and have the "steak and kidney pie"


which contains no steak and an apocalypse of kidney+gravy, lump of fat, and air
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# manky kidney
boiled to fuck in steak-scented watery gravy with added fat lumps pie. my favourite...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:34, archived)