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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:46, archived)
# quin?
ris.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:09, archived)
# well,
i had to name it something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:15, archived)
# call it 'smegmarmalade'.
mmmm, i'm hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:23, archived)
# have a video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnRsobfKcs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# thanks!
here's one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
he should put an 8-ball in that hole
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# i was thinking of some cream cheese with chives.
if i had that head, i'd rent myself out as a vessel for people to use to serve food. imagine wiping a slightly stale chunk of bread in there and eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:53, archived)
# MAGIC 8-BALL, WILL I EVER HAVE SEX WITH THE HOLLOW-HEAD MAN?!
*awaits answer*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:57, archived)
# "yes,
yes you will"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:59, archived)
# yay!
and on that note, time for me to run off to dreamland. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:00, archived)
# tsk!
go'nat
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:43, archived)
# That reminds me off the joke about the
One eyed prostitute and the sailor.
The punchline was "I will keep an eye out for you"
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# oh dear god
that makes me gag and vomit at the same time

in the words of Dr Cox "I'm GaVomitting"

edit/ i cant stop touching my left cheek now
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:39, archived)
# the bukkake porn he could make makes the mind reel.
it'd take hours to fill him up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# AAAARGH !!!


hello yesterdays breakfast again, in a rush to get out arent we...
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:53, archived)
# aim for the hole, i can only cum so much at once.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Smegmalade, surely?
 
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:07, archived)
# working for microsoft, huh?
HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Windows Smegmalade, due for release 2012.
 
b3ta test it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:23, archived)
# woo!
will it run on a 133GHz/666GB RAM machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Of course it won't run properly, it's Windows.
 
It's like Vista, only in sickly shades of yellow.. and it smells bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:36, archived)
# looking up dolls butts go tintin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:48, archived)
# WOAGH! WOAGH! WOAGH! WOAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# hows it going mate?
you getting any rain over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Some.
 
The weather's turning, suddenly it's getting cold and I still haven't had my winter coat dry-cleaned.

Brrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# its very weird here at the moment...
we have had two days of very mild weather and it snapped this morning - been pissing down!
We need it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:07, archived)