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# Hmm £2.....
A lot of money, but i estimate my medical bill to be several orders of magnitudes higher than that. These fucking hippes get vicious for a bunch of supposed peaceniks.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# cover yourself in live kittens.
That'll stay their death-fearing mitts.

Edit: did the noob down the board delete his post? After I spent ages* making a nice reply!??

*ok, 2 minutes
www.b3ta.com/board/7233527
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# or smoking beagles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I was thinking
Dolphin skin jacket and panda fur underwear
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I think the idea is to make them afraid to hit you
for fear of injuring the live aminals.

the skin clothes are (just possibly) going to increase the violence. But it's your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# just roll in shite.
they won't touch you then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# plus you get to feel nice and warm
if it's fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# itches a bit though
and i hate having to pick it out of my hair
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# shave your head then!
jesus dave do we have to think of everything for you?!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *thinks of everything for him*
*claims his five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# that or stop shitting on me
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# no deal.
*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# aha!
I can loan you a chimp to pick it out for you.

It's wearing a tutu.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# is its name Charlie?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# thats just cruel!!!
getting a chimp to pick through his greasy hair!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ok, I retract the offer.
Charlie! Get back in the coal mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# *whips*
damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# dude thats just taking it too far
Dolphins are like the Stephen Hawkins of the sea, only that well they are really acrobatic and stuff, oh and communicate in squeaks, suppose they have sonar too and can hold their breathe for really long times. But other than that they are exactly like him!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# you know how dolphins breathe through a blowhole but eat through the mouth?
Which hole would one have to hump in order to have had a dolphin blow-job?

Blow hole obviously sounds better, but "oral" sex suggests mouth.
Hmm.

*applies for EU scientific funding*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# they don't really have lips on thier mouths so i would say blow hole.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# interested in an associate researcher position?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *unzips*
i'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *grunts*
I'm there...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# you should re-write the faq!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# only if paid
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# you make me very sad with that
I am hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# It's not my fault :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# 'ning W
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# but I need someone to blame!
/unwilling to take responsibility for own actions blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:18, archived)