have you tried threatening them?
thats what i do for all my gardening
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i will spend some time tomorrow acting menacing and hurling abuse at them
and if that fails i'll get them with some more evil chemicals.
or my specially trained commando slugs.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
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