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# Kitten powers activate!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# this!
i like lots!
have a hoopla
(we all like to try. it just normaly fails, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# shirly
kittens land on their paws? I can see right through your dirty tricks ..err. boy-man!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# not with
a slice of buttered toast strapped to their back.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# yeah
but in that case, they just hover in mid air
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
in a state of quantum indecisiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# nah?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# have you _tried_?
I don't own a cat
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I'm not attaching breads to my cats
that would be rude, and the cat would be depressed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# all cats should be depressed.
preferably under car wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# nah
they might survive, a garlic crusher (giant) would be better
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Schrodinger is the arch enemy
of kitten man.

Him and his crazy Decaying atoms and boxes and vials of poison.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
#
rotating fast enough to produce enough power per second to light a small african country for a decade
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# until
curiosity kills it
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# haha
that is odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# fabulous
superpurrwers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# that's no cure for dispenser foot
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# indeed not
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# but it is completely adorable
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# he has turned into a twitsin kittins
what's not to adore!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Why would you cure it?
The hat's the problem
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# it won't be if we amputate and he can't FUCKING WALK!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Oh noes!
Top hatted dispensary leg man has flawed logic! He'll be forever running. I am saddened
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# but it could lead to supplier's leg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# It's worse than that
he's developed a bad case of pouring paint can leg!

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# That's possibly
the funniest thing I've seen all day.
(The_Vector_Directors are balls to the wall horror, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# I don't think you should mock
*dramatic Duhn-duhn-DUUUHHH! music*

THE AFFLICTED!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# these powers are genius!
more of this! in some kind of sycamore destroying action!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ^this
and i'm also having problems with some docks and their five mile long roots.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# have you tried threatening them?
thats what i do for all my gardening
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i will spend some time tomorrow acting menacing and hurling abuse at them
and if that fails i'll get them with some more evil chemicals.

or my specially trained commando slugs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Awww
bless him. It would feel wrong to tickle his belly though
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
So much for cats landing on their feet. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Woweee!
super kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Haha!
If I could have powers it would be to alter the mass of anything (including myself)





I could turn villains into black holes!
I could decrease the mass of bullets until they had a tiny amount of momentum when they hit me!
I could make myself lighter than air, and float!


/dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# your dreams is making me laffs!
:D

sorry :(

haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Really?
I always go for invisisisisible so I can look at norks in sneaky fashion
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Nah, all the girls would want to sleep with *The Physicist* anyway
because he's so darn awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# oh noes!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ah, kittentron
most fearsome of all
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Kitten powers be the cuteness!
(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Tue 29 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaha
what a crap power!
wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 30 May 2007, 3:15, archived)