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# what other words can you say?
I'm interested in learning new words
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Hmmm. . .
Shit Shite Bugger and Damn!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:16, archived)
# what about gusset staining twatbasket ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Minggy Minge?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Minggy Minge?!
The famous french ventriloquist with the talking mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Thats the one!
Give this guy a pie!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:22, archived)
# hmm, pie
what kind of pie?

I hope it's beefs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Any kind you want my treat!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# are you gonna buy it
from gardner merchant/sodexho?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Weve just met
so ill buy it from greggs, if i knew them and didnt like them id buy it from sodexho muhahaha
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# no not greggs!
oh my god no!!!

no beefs pie leaves greggs!

they only make gravy, single lump of fat + air pie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Ok ok, where from then? name your place, price is limitless:D

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# kwik save!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# What about lidels?

(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# *hears angelic singing at the mention of lidl*
This shall be acceptable

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Spot on!
Weve got one of them big lidls along the road, well it aint along the road is a good 20mins by foot but still i will go rain shine snow sleet to get your pie!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)
# yay!
it might even contain legally recognised meat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# could at least do the decent thing and go to sayers
greggs is uber shite
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Greggs Sausage rolls are the bollocks mate!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
#
are themade of
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:48, archived)
# Ok might not be good at your bit cos they have a shitty suppiler but
up here when Bakers oven was open (i use to work there but thats another story) they were top notch stuff
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# it's greggs
they are shit everywhere

the food just has no soul, it's just crap :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Stick with me kid
ill show ya the best places for a top notch sausage roll:D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:07, archived)
# yay!
I would like a beefs pie please, Mr Old Fella
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:31, archived)
# fartnocker
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:26, archived)
# spunktrumpet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:27, archived)
# BabyGravy?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)
# comebucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Man Batter!!
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:38, archived)
# that'd be a great cartoon series that
"Comebucket, a mans best friend"

and like, the dude could have adventures and stuff and comebucket would cheerfully follow him and he'd get into trouble

and it'd be like "COMEBUCKET COMEBUCKET! I'm Trapped in the mine!" and comebucket would try and rescue him and like, fall over the edge of the shaft and fall down to the bottom and go splat, because it's just a bucket filled with come, and it would leak out on the floor and the guy would be like "YOU ARE A FUCKING CRAP PET"

and then he'd die
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:39, archived)
# i wouldn't want a cumbucket
following me around, people'd think i was a gay, then they'd start asking me questions about madonna albums and trying to draw my blood
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)
# haha
you have acid for blood AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# they'd draw the blood anyway
and put it into small plastic bags and then slit the ends, so that they could have a spurtathon party and spurt blood all over themselves
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)
# And rub it in to their naked sweaty bodys?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:57, archived)
# yes
before, during and after, burning them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Aye just spolit if for me mate O_o
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)
# Would the bucket go yellow and crusty over the series
or would it be topped up with fresh stuff?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)
# it would have to be spurted into vigorously at regular intervals
to refil losses due to evaporation and spillage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:51, archived)
# haha.
My old and estranged mate Etty ( you would have loved him, never was there a funnier man and he was an albino to boot ) used to call his mrs 'cumbucket'. But not like, with the lads, or in private, noo. He'd be in the pub, "CUMBUCKET, go the bar luv, that lads need beer " ah, those were the days in the Dog and Dart.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:47, archived)
# such treasured memories
of pub based cumbucketry :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Was ping pong balls safe around her?
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Poop Pants
Always a fave:D
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Sat 2 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)