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# Hello my lully
Dids't thee have a fine time?
I trust much haggis was had and many cabers were tossed
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)
# much haggis was indeed had
I feel so fat

I am definitely on a diet now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I, too, am on a diet
The sunny weather has made me root out my nice summery clothes and they feel worryingly tight!
Diets are poo though :( I want pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# haggis is diet food
... the haggis marketing board say so
('Go to work on a haggis')
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# or you could try
new(!!) HAGGIS LITE.

We take only the best bits of the sheep that other people have thrown out and then smoosh them with other bits and SPICE(!!). Then we take the word 'light' and spell it rong and the magical process is complete!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *mounts haggis*
giddyup!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)