You better giveit a good wipe quick or it'll become a swollen, rose-like sting which will only be treatable with cold water shooting at high pressure from your shower head directly on to the affected area.
...Or so I'm told...
(...Or so I'm told...
helmetcream,
Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:07,
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i guess i should wipethe blood and phlegm off my bell-end then?
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mikeisbrill,
Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:09,
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or just leave your butttill it gets really bad, then go to doctors, who'll grease their finger then stick it up your ass and wiggle it round. i imagine.
( stouffer,
Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:12,
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cool!thats closest i'm gonna be to getting any for the time being...
( mikeisbrill,
Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:19,
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