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# i didn't wipe my bottom enough and now it itches
but if i scratched it where it itched my finger would smell like poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:57, archived)
# go and wipe again then
quick, before it gets all crusty!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)
# i had a nasty feeling
after breaking wind earlier, but fortunately the warm sensation in the region of my butt was merely some trapped gas.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)
# i ate a bad egg
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)
# Nice
I'm going commando today, ahh freedom
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)
# i dunno
what it is, but i just can't relax when i'm hanging loose
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)
# I'm just doing it
coz i had to get up quickly to answer the phone and i haven't got round to getting dressed properly yet. Kind of enjoying the experience though.

The joys of 'working' from home
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)
# i always get
pubes stuck in my zip if i go commando.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)
# tell me mike
what colour are your pubes?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:04, archived)
# depending what else i get stuck in my zip
they are occasionally bloodsoaked.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)
# You better give
it a good wipe quick or it'll become a swollen, rose-like sting which will only be treatable with cold water shooting at high pressure from your shower head directly on to the affected area.

...Or so I'm told...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)
# i guess i should wipe
the blood and phlegm off my bell-end then?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:09, archived)
# or just leave your butt
till it gets really bad, then go to doctors, who'll grease their finger then stick it up your ass and wiggle it round. i imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)
# cool!
thats closest i'm gonna be to getting any for the time being...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:19, archived)
# look quickly before 20m.com eats it!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:29, archived)
# yay
that has been saved onto my computer for later use...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 30 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)