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# Well I did an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke a while back.
So I must be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ahem
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman was captured by a jungle tribe,
The chief told them they could have one wish before they was dragged off and have canoes made from their skins,
The Englishman asked for a dozens beautiful girls for one night and after he was too exhausted to care when they dragged him off and skinned him.
The Scotsman asked for 27 bottles of whiskey and after he was too insensible to care when they dragged him off and skinned him.
The Irishman asked for a fork, the tribesmen thought this a bit odd but the gave him his fork and he started stabbing himself over and over shouting YOU BASTARDS AREN’T GOING TO MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about that joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# \o/
hurrah for dad jokes : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# and i am i dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i meant A dad.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Wasn't a criticism, I like dad jokes : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)