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[challenge entry] OMFG TEXT UNDER A PICTURE


It would have been done much better if I had some form of photoshop skills or that but it is now out my head

*awaites the Nazi's onslaught with naughty words that they wouldn't say to real people in a real life situation but feel awsome for it on here where no one cant truely judge them*

*runs*

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(puggs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# That's it, you've done it now...
*hides*
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I wake up and
this is the first thing I see.

*barf*

Thanks, thanks very much.
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# how went the test?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
#
awaits

Nazis'

awesome

can

truly
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# ^This
With knobs on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
Beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Gentle what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# MICTOMICTOMICTOMICTOMICTOMICTOMICTO!
/re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# hello sexy
i am knackered
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# well i'll let you have the rest of the day off
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# You mean it?
I think it's a castoff from old Nazi experiments... blokes body, womans head.... it would beat the shit out of you and nag you to death at the same bloody time.
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# where'd you get that picktur of my body?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# *shudders*
I've gone right off you now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# no!
i was lying!!
i'm actually fairly skinny!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Ugh. Skinny?
Right off...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# where you going?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# morbidly obese?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# The best body shape to have
is trim yet not skinny.
Therefore not fat, but still manly and attractive to the opposite (or same) sex.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# ^All of this
With lizards :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# i'm not, ribs sticking out skinny
i have a few muscles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Neither skinny nor body-builder be
Nor morbidly obese like that Manuel bloke
*shudders*
*realises*
I mean Manuel that half-ton Mexican, nothing to do with our beloved Ober-Fuhrer
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# ahhh
the fuhrer......
what a dream boat...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# if this was a real life situation (and not... the Meatrix or something which is what this clearly is)
and you were a real person, which you clearly aren't being some sort of Bot written in Fortran, I wouldn't dare say 'ZOMG TEXT ON A PIC !!!111!!1 FAIL' but because those criteria are not fulfilled I feel free to say and do those things to you, a not real person, in this, a not real situation.

Having done that, I feel 'awsome,' which I'm not even sure is a feeling, but I assume it has something to do with people not being able to judge me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Oh lordy!
'ning all. I hear on the news someone has already been kicked out of the big brother house for 'racist remarks'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# fucking honkies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Well I did an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke a while back.
So I must be racist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# ahem
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman was captured by a jungle tribe,
The chief told them they could have one wish before they was dragged off and have canoes made from their skins,
The Englishman asked for a dozens beautiful girls for one night and after he was too exhausted to care when they dragged him off and skinned him.
The Scotsman asked for 27 bottles of whiskey and after he was too insensible to care when they dragged him off and skinned him.
The Irishman asked for a fork, the tribesmen thought this a bit odd but the gave him his fork and he started stabbing himself over and over shouting YOU BASTARDS AREN’T GOING TO MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about that joke :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# \o/
hurrah for dad jokes : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# and i am i dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i meant A dad.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Wasn't a criticism, I like dad jokes : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# can we just agree now
not to mention big brother at all?

not even to say how shit it is

if we ignore it, maybe it'll go away
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# BigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrotherBigBrother
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *rubs nose in it*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# *self destructs killing everyone in a 7 mile radius*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# If you ignore it,
it should become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I agree with all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Not heard
Don't care.
Don't watch it.
Try and avoid it, but never can as the BBC seems to think it's 'news'

Sorry, rant over. 'Ning Ghostie!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah I say 5 mins of the first one, then found the remote.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# me too
"5 mins of the first one, then found the remote."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Not even five minutes
Never interested
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I haven't seen any BB
ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# there's very little I say here that I wouldn't say in real life
although I'd be sure to stand far away when saying it

but this pic is something I'd much rather not see at this time of the mornign
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# He's ginger
What time is actually appropriate?
(puggs, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# SEXYTIEM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# when you say that
I hear the strong funk in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 7 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)