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# Velvet Presley
One of my exes was obsessed with the wildhearts and he loved that song.

He could have listened to anything, I didn't mind- he was a tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Every day, in some way,
you make me go :-O
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That's it love, open wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *gags*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# You've got to learn to suppress that reflex.
See, I've got at least 4 inches left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Second :-O of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# you're insatiable!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *chucks you a towel* clean yourself up love, you're all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *wipes self down*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *wangles a tenner*
Go on love, get yourself something nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *buys a cheap latex corset*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Oh DAHLING you look MAHVELLOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# all shiney and metal?
and incomplete bbc sci fi series?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# And he's an ex because....?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Mental parents, violently religious, walked in on us
Well, his mum did- and STAYED THERE whilst I got dressed etc.

Absolutely cuckoo.

Oh, and he got a crush on someone else (who's since turned out to also be a mentalist, I believe).

It's alright though, he was a bit too much of a 'nice boy' for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Fair enough
Had to be a good reason for abandoning a tripod
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# It was magnificent
girth as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)