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# I'm sick to death of Formula 1
and all the bloody cliches. So I 'shopped one to get it out of my system

Formula 1 Cliches : Number 1 in a series of 1



(James Allen - the ITV F1 'commentator' - is still an annoying cunt though and I'm not sure any amount of 'shoppage will help me get over that)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# i dont get it...
would i if i watched it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# probably not
it's a case of "say what you see"

(it could be any driver really as it is the cliche you're looking for :-) )
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# is it that
woman in his pocket?
is that a woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# yeah, but see
down a few lines and you'll get the answer :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# :D
..still don't get it though. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:14, archived)
# The bright purple thing in his pocket
is Penelope Pitstop.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# got that part
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# James Allen should be set on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# This.
Bring back Murray Walker, I say
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ^^^^
what he said but also



I feel slightly better now
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# i wish
i'd recorded the race last year where martin was off on holiday, and anthony davison filled in. everytime james allen said something davison corrected him
was fucking fantastic.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# SHAKE 'N BAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Is this something to do
with the Dadeland murders in Miami?
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# a pitstop in his pocket?
I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:21, archived)
# yip
you win a prize. Just call 0898 69 69 69 (ooh) to claim. Calls probably cost a fucking fortune.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# He's got a pitstop in his pocket?
Er, basically, he's so far ahead of the other drivers that he can come into the pits, do a pit stop and leave the pits, still in the position he was in.

To be honest, it's a miracle I finished that sentence. Even thinking about F1 now makes me fall asl zzzZZZ
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:04, archived)
# It makes me fall too
26/M/Liverpool
(daveymac99, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# "still got a pitstop in his pocket"
"still got a pitstop up his sleeve" etc etc

i guess?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# use radio 5 for audio
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Is it..
he's got RIS in his pocket? Or a tellytubby. WTF?
*EDIT* does it mean he has some kind of magenta monster in his pocket?
*EDIT II* Is "shitting Barney the Dinosaur" a racing cliche?
(daveymac99, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# er, nope
but your answer made me laugh :-D

see HappyToast's reply ^^^^
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Aaaah!!!
I get it. I take it that is William Pitt the Elder? Or the Younger? I can never tell between the 2.
(daveymac99, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# if you believe the press
he's the second fucking coming of christ.

(Lewis Hamilton by the way)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Is he Jewish?

pearoast
(daveymac99, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ^^^ quality
as for his religious denomination, I haven't a clue, and couldn't care less anyway.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# But you've not Gingered him!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] like this
you mean?



bless, you can even see his halo.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)