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[challenge entry] Big news down Cockie way.

From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(smokeyrodgers, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Gingers arent people
Much like wimmin in that respect
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# if it's born with a cunt, smells like a cunt it will more than likely act like a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# So, what you are suggesting my friend
Is that kidnapping and sodomizing children is actually acceptable?

/reading between the lines
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# the kidnapping bit is wrong
a payment in the kind of a dowrey should be made
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Sometimes, late at night, i wish you were my father
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# i think the 2 million find our daughter fund will cover it tho
mostly nonces have given
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# HULL NOW --->
GO
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# but i've only just come back
i've only been posting fluff for ages
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Offensiveness just feels so much more forced on b3ta these days
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# my dig was more at women in general
not the little girl, who is the ame age as my daughter and i hope is found safe and well with only a smurf stuck up her arse for the trouble
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Sounds good to me
*does the Safety Dance*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# we can dance, we can dance ,doing the safety dance
WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yeah, we had this before
if ginger was loved, and she was ginger, then everyone WOULD be looking for her.

The joke you are after is if she was blonde.
Then it qualifies as a comment on society too, which earns you a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Or black.
No wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# or if her mum was a single parent
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Or if it wasn't just a slow news day the night she went missing
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# haw hee haw eet was ze frenchman
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Actually, I find this to be in very bad taste
Do I feck! Most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# haha, my grandad hated ginger people
when he saw harry potter and the philosophers stone, his first comments on it were "that fi;m iis so unrealistic. i can believe that magic tricks, and an old man running a school, but when have you ever seen a ginger kid with two mates?!
(creem all over your face, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)