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# what's the difference
between a wagon load of sand and a wagon load of babies?







-you can't shift sand with a pitch fork!
(cheebatv, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)
# what's worse
that ten dead kittens in a sack?









One dead kitten in ten sacks.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)
# How d'you make a dog go Meeeeooooowwwww









Tie it to the back of a racing car
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:47, archived)
# How do you make a cat go WOOF






pour petrol (Gas for the Americans) on it and light it.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)
# you said err




































































what?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 28 Jan 2003, 18:14, archived)