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# All that may be coming to an end soon though
I saw an advert on telly this afternoon advertising a new JML product..

The Fire Retardant Heretic. Only £5.99!

Now with detatchable head, and swirling arms!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *pops to Homebase*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's JML though.

You'll get it home to find that 'retardant' actually means 'will go up like a fucking firework'.

Though I believe that ladies in Kent have been using the swirling arms for clitoral stimulation.

Dirty Kents.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Is there
a single JML product that can't be used for that purpose?

I sense ulterior motive* to advertise exciting stimulus products to bored housewives without the TV regulatory people catching on

*like a spider sense, but not as useful
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# The steam bee can't be used for said purpose,
on account of a DELIBERATELY broken vibrate function.

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/12/toothbrush_rumpus/
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Multi-chopper
(Pachey, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# This seems to be the best method of dealing with Multi-goose
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)