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# Blimey, you sound just like my son...
...apart from the fact that you don't clonk when you walk, obviously.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# have you not got him a rubber foot yet?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# He asked for a rubber foot so I made him a massive cock, was that not right?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# it helps clear busy streets when i walk,
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not where you put it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Airport lol!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# tell the security guards that you have a bomb
for a joke like
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Airport?!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Does your son talk like a posh bird then?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# rather.
*scratches crotch*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Well he's very well spoken.
And always asking for money...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oi! pops gissa sam dosh you old git or i'll fackin 'ave ya!
=)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Who are you and what have you done with my son?
You can't miss him, his leg's on fire.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# aaiieeee!!
*stops, drops and rolls
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)