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# It's still early and I'm hungover...
That's the excuses out of the way...



How's everyone else?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# really really well thanks
and have a woo2 for the pun!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# A square woo?
Ta...

ALthough I'm feeling rough,. at least I'm fucking off at 12.
And it's payday... so nothing, I say, NOTHING, can bring me down today
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# woohoo
go straight to the pub. you will feel better all afternoon until around 5pm where you will fall asleep on the sofa, then wake up at 10pm with a horrible headache and realise that you missed Friday evening. You will then find that you can't go back to sleep and your Saturday will be a blurry groggy mess until you decide to go to the pub at lunchtime....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# I hate it when that happens...
*goes to pub*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# In that case, please may I have some money?
/shameless
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ello lovely
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hello sexy pants
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Blimey, you sound just like my son...
...apart from the fact that you don't clonk when you walk, obviously.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# have you not got him a rubber foot yet?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# He asked for a rubber foot so I made him a massive cock, was that not right?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# it helps clear busy streets when i walk,
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not where you put it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Airport lol!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# tell the security guards that you have a bomb
for a joke like
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Airport?!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Does your son talk like a posh bird then?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# rather.
*scratches crotch*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Well he's very well spoken.
And always asking for money...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oi! pops gissa sam dosh you old git or i'll fackin 'ave ya!
=)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Who are you and what have you done with my son?
You can't miss him, his leg's on fire.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# aaiieeee!!
*stops, drops and rolls
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# 'ning gorgeous
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hello Geoffrey
How are you and yours?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Having post-holiday-back-at-work blues
and reds (mosquito bites). The bastards love me.
How's yourself?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I am well thank you
I hope you had a nice holiday.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Love to give you some money...
But it's all been earmarked for DVDs.

I just can't decide whether to get:
The Avengers Emma Peel Megaset,
the Monty Python Megaset or the
Complete Dangermouse...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# All of the above
As they are all proof of exquisite taste
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# But I'm only allowed one...
Mrs S is very strict with my pocket money
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Are you two joking?
My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I wasn't
I hope he wasn't either
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I'm confused?
Is Pachey saying these are NOT all of exquisite taste?

The fool...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Monty Python is good
Avengers is ok.

Dangermouse is shite.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Guten morning Miss P
how does the morrow find thee?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hello
I am super thanks.

How are you?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Radiant* thanks
*knackered, but another long day of B3ta-ing ahead so it's all good.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav.
'sup, dog?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# MY MAIN MAN PROF K-MART!
The g-sav is in da house and is kickin up a shit storm my brother. (translation - I'm working form home today)

How is your good self sir?
(translation: Yo ma nigga - what's goin down in da hood?)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Fo' sho' homey.
I'm hangin' wi' me bitch fo' da wings.



Me and the lovely Jessie are at Stansted waiting for a plane to Germany =)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# nice
any particular part of the lovely nation of Germany?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# This bloke 'Dussel's wharf. Or Dorf
Summat like that
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I used to work in Dusseldorf
are you going to the glue factory perchance?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# We're off to a concert tonight, but no plans yet for the rest of the weekend
in conclusion- It's possible :D

Where's Dbroon?
/4 minutes credit left on shit blocked connection
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# you can go and see dbroon!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# How come you are going to Germany together?
*narrows eyes*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# ^ yes this
answer this
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# They're going to a gig


(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:51, archived)
# *sniggers*
I like that I do :-)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# sracist!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning =)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# haha!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Son!
*cuddulates*

Now, me and your Mum aren't going to be around for a couple of days.

There's food in the fridge and a fiver on the mantelpiece - no wild parties, no drugs, other than that please yourself!

You can phone us if you need us.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Aww, dude
We could have used that fiver for 'local delicacies'
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# JESSIE!
*curls up in pocket*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# APHEX!
I held a trantukla last night, he was very cool, but I'm still glad to get back to proper fluff

*scratches behind ear*
*digs mink-snmacks out handluggage*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# *scurries up leg*
*Grabs pawfulls of minkfood*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *hoofs in the knackers*
OI thems my snacks!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *Shovels last snack into mouth*
*springs away before Jessie notices*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Those were pocket lint balls
*gives snacks to the minky one*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# woohoo!!
*ferments food into a crude beer. buys a hooker with the fiver, burns house down*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Nooooo!
You realise I'll have to make a new house out of wood when we get back now?

Bah, you kids. And if it rains over the weekend, you'll get soaked.

Oh and by the way, your leg's on fire...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Hello... French polishers?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ello son!
y'alright?

I'm on a shitty blocked connection at Stanstead...profane site? BAH
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *looks to left*
Ooh, hello you!

=D
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *looks to right*
*jumps*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
here i am
stuck in the middle with you..
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# mum!!
what are you doing at stanstead?
can i come?!
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Fanfuckingtastic.
 
Finished work, going for a joint, then off to the pub.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I wish I could do this at 9.15 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# ^this^
sans the joint...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Ah, but I live in the FUTURE!
 
oooh-wwwweeeeee-aaahhhaahahooooo...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I used to blaze it up before work, but I've reformed.
 
For a whole two months now.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# AND SO, YOU SEXY BEASTS, I BID YOU ADIEU.
 
ADIEU!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# T'ra!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hell... oh.
Byeee!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# don't tell us what happens today
I prefer to find out for myself
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Today you will win the lottery!
 
Oh hang on, that's someone else.

Second place in a beauty contest?
 
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it's always fuckin second place
oh well *smiles for camera*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *settles into chair*
*opens B3ta*

Ha ha ha ha ha

'ning all.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Ning Broomster
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# 'lo Triple B
you shift that workload?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Sennapod?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Ayrton?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# that'd be a fast laxative wouldn't it
Ayrton Sennapod

Shop that someone
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning boom!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# BOOM!
That reminds me, at some point I keep meaning to make a picture of Guile spanging Blanka with a giant broom...

Not for here... for... err... 'private' use.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# i say!!
didn't realise i dropped the 'r'!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# And there was me thinking it was the power of suggestion...


I'm in UR MIND....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# can you dust while you're in there?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I'll go one better...
*switches on Dyson*

oops....
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *drools*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# 'Ningaling SB
Pull up a bacon butty
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Ooooh
you offering?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Brown sauce or not?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# yes, but only on half of it
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Red please m'dear
*drools*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Ketchup? On a bacon butty?
Oh, ok...
*dishes up*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# *snaffles*
Nyum nyum nyum.

Thankeee

*sleeps for half an hour*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# ohh brown,
*did'nt have dinner last night or breakfast and doesn't have lunch and has to wait until 5ish until dinner*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# What?
Why would you do that to yourself?
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ^This!
I went down to the canteen as soon as I got in and got myself a ridiculously unhealthy breakfast!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i don't know.
i think this waiting for HR to sort out these poxy references is getting me down, so i'm just not hungry.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Well try eating a few woodchips or something.
At least a sheet of paper. You'll starve!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# What's wrong with you?
/worries
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# i'm just not hungry.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ning Broom
I meant to ask you something yesterday,a nd now I can't remember what it was.
I'll now have to rifle through your posts to jog my memory...

*rifles*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# badumph tish
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# hahaha!
hull it is!

also, i'm fine but cold and in the rain...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# I want rain
We keep being told to expect thunder storms... and then we get a bit of a shower and REALLY muggy hotness.

need rain for my garden
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# ^ This
I've been forced into wearing a light cotton shirt today due to heat.

This is simply unacceptable, and I want my British weather back.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# it's been raining for 2 days straight now.
and when i say rain, i mean the bloody sky falling down. i always thought australia was ridiculously hot? i was wrong.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# that's pretty funny
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I likes that!

And minor TJ: we got any French b3tans or fluent french speaking b3tan's lurking nearby? i got an email this morning and can't make head nor tail of it, and babelfish doesn't want to play either. Your help would be much apreciated. :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Is the subject
"AVES VOUS PROBLEMES AVEC TOUS ERECTION?"
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
No, it's an email from a customer - there's something wrong with whatever she bought from us, but that's about as far as i can make out.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# You could gaz this guy:
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I'm intermediate French
Would that do you?

Or I could email it to my friend who is fluent in French. :)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Pachey - You star!
Does this make any sense to you?

"J'ai passer cette commande chez vous et n'en ai reçu qu'une partie, je souhaiterais savoir si il ne s'agit pas d'un oublie.
D'avance je vous remercie."

*weeps in gratitude*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Oh crap, you didn't tell me she was going to use lots of difficult tenses
/long time since A-levels blog

I'll see what I can do.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
"I placed this order with you but have only received one part. I would like to know if it got forgotten about. Thanks in advance"

or something like that

it'd have been better, but my leg went to sleep
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Thank You!
Much appreciated. :)

*awards gold star and merit badge*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Oi, where's mine?
Even though Nibus translated it more better than I did.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *hands over gold star*
*mwah*

Thanks for your help Pachey. :)


*feels all warm inside at the kindness of other b3tans*
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Yup
I'd agree with that. Except neither my leg nor my two week old son are asleep. Dammit.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I did your command at my house and I haven't received a party
I still hate Jesus and I don't agitate my obligation. Thank you in adavance.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)
# OK (I'm not very good at translation)
I have passed this command to you and I have only received one part of it, I wish to know if it has not been forgotten.

Thank you in advance.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Reply with
Madame, je suis desole mais nous ne sommes pas tres bien parler Francais ici, alors je crois que vous n'avez pas recu tous les choses que vous avez demander. Est-ce-que c'est possible pour vous direz a moi les choses que vous avez, et les que vous n'avez pas? Merci.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Ouch!
Nawty :¬)
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22, archived)
# Haha, that took me a couple of thinks =)
Good 'ning!

I'm grand, I'm off to Germany in *checks watch* an hour.


/surfing from the airport blog
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Funny.

I am fine thank you and very happy to be at work.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# No really
I like my day job and I'm doing a volunteer job that I hate atm, so I'm glad to not be doing that.
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Luckily, I'm not on fire.
And Woo to pic!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brill!
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)