That's the excuses out of the way...

How's everyone else?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:12,
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How's everyone else?
Ta...
ALthough I'm feeling rough,. at least I'm fucking off at 12.
And it's payday... so nothing, I say, NOTHING, can bring me down today
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:16,
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ALthough I'm feeling rough,. at least I'm fucking off at 12.
And it's payday... so nothing, I say, NOTHING, can bring me down today
go straight to the pub. you will feel better all afternoon until around 5pm where you will fall asleep on the sofa, then wake up at 10pm with a horrible headache and realise that you missed Friday evening. You will then find that you can't go back to sleep and your Saturday will be a blurry groggy mess until you decide to go to the pub at lunchtime....
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18,
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...apart from the fact that you don't clonk when you walk, obviously.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28,
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You can't miss him, his leg's on fire.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37,
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and reds (mosquito bites). The bastards love me.
How's yourself?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:40,
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How's yourself?
But it's all been earmarked for DVDs.
I just can't decide whether to get:
The Avengers Emma Peel Megaset,
the Monty Python Megaset or the
Complete Dangermouse...
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:31,
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I just can't decide whether to get:
The Avengers Emma Peel Megaset,
the Monty Python Megaset or the
Complete Dangermouse...
Mrs S is very strict with my pocket money
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:34,
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My sarcasm detector is malfunctioning today.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35,
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Is Pachey saying these are NOT all of exquisite taste?
The fool...
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:39,
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The fool...
*knackered, but another long day of B3ta-ing ahead so it's all good.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:37,
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The g-sav is in da house and is kickin up a shit storm my brother. (translation - I'm working form home today)
How is your good self sir?
(translation: Yo ma nigga - what's goin down in da hood?)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28,
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How is your good self sir?
(translation: Yo ma nigga - what's goin down in da hood?)
I'm hangin' wi' me bitch fo' da wings.
Me and the lovely Jessie are at Stansted waiting for a plane to Germany =)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:30,
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Me and the lovely Jessie are at Stansted waiting for a plane to Germany =)
are you going to the glue factory perchance?
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:35,
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in conclusion- It's possible :D
Where's Dbroon?
/4 minutes credit left on shit blocked connection
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38,
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Where's Dbroon?
/4 minutes credit left on shit blocked connection
*cuddulates*
Now, me and your Mum aren't going to be around for a couple of days.
There's food in the fridge and a fiver on the mantelpiece - no wild parties, no drugs, other than that please yourself!
You can phone us if you need us.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24,
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Now, me and your Mum aren't going to be around for a couple of days.
There's food in the fridge and a fiver on the mantelpiece - no wild parties, no drugs, other than that please yourself!
You can phone us if you need us.
I held a trantukla last night, he was very cool, but I'm still glad to get back to proper fluff
*scratches behind ear*
*digs mink-snmacks out handluggage*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29,
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*scratches behind ear*
*digs mink-snmacks out handluggage*
*springs away before Jessie notices*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38,
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*ferments food into a crude beer. buys a hooker with the fiver, burns house down*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:27,
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You realise I'll have to make a new house out of wood when we get back now?
Bah, you kids. And if it rains over the weekend, you'll get soaked.
Oh and by the way, your leg's on fire...
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29,
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Bah, you kids. And if it rains over the weekend, you'll get soaked.
Oh and by the way, your leg's on fire...
y'alright?
I'm on a shitty blocked connection at Stanstead...profane site? BAH
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:25,
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I'm on a shitty blocked connection at Stanstead...profane site? BAH
here i am
stuck in the middle with you..
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29,
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stuck in the middle with you..
what are you doing at stanstead?
can i come?!
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:28,
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can i come?!
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
Finished work, going for a joint, then off to the pub.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
oooh-wwwweeeeee-aaahhhaahahooooo...
For a whole two months now.
I prefer to find out for myself
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19,
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Oh hang on, that's someone else.
Second place in a beauty contest?
Ayrton Sennapod
Shop that someone
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22,
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Shop that someone
That reminds me, at some point I keep meaning to make a picture of Guile spanging Blanka with a giant broom...
Not for here... for... err... 'private' use.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:17,
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Not for here... for... err... 'private' use.
I'm in UR MIND....
*did'nt have dinner last night or breakfast and doesn't have lunch and has to wait until 5ish until dinner*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:22,
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I went down to the canteen as soon as I got in and got myself a ridiculously unhealthy breakfast!
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24,
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i think this waiting for HR to sort out these poxy references is getting me down, so i'm just not hungry.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24,
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At least a sheet of paper. You'll starve!
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:26,
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I meant to ask you something yesterday,a nd now I can't remember what it was.
I'll now have to rifle through your posts to jog my memory...
*rifles*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:18,
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I'll now have to rifle through your posts to jog my memory...
*rifles*
We keep being told to expect thunder storms... and then we get a bit of a shower and REALLY muggy hotness.
need rain for my garden
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:19,
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need rain for my garden
I've been forced into wearing a light cotton shirt today due to heat.
This is simply unacceptable, and I want my British weather back.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:21,
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This is simply unacceptable, and I want my British weather back.
and when i say rain, i mean the bloody sky falling down. i always thought australia was ridiculously hot? i was wrong.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24,
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I likes that!
And minor TJ: we got any French b3tans or fluent french speaking b3tan's lurking nearby? i got an email this morning and can't make head nor tail of it, and babelfish doesn't want to play either. Your help would be much apreciated. :)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:20,
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And minor TJ: we got any French b3tans or fluent french speaking b3tan's lurking nearby? i got an email this morning and can't make head nor tail of it, and babelfish doesn't want to play either. Your help would be much apreciated. :)
No, it's an email from a customer - there's something wrong with whatever she bought from us, but that's about as far as i can make out.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:29,
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Would that do you?
Or I could email it to my friend who is fluent in French. :)
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:32,
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Or I could email it to my friend who is fluent in French. :)
Does this make any sense to you?
"J'ai passer cette commande chez vous et n'en ai reçu qu'une partie, je souhaiterais savoir si il ne s'agit pas d'un oublie.
D'avance je vous remercie."
*weeps in gratitude*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:33,
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"J'ai passer cette commande chez vous et n'en ai reçu qu'une partie, je souhaiterais savoir si il ne s'agit pas d'un oublie.
D'avance je vous remercie."
*weeps in gratitude*
/long time since A-levels blog
I'll see what I can do.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:38,
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I'll see what I can do.
"I placed this order with you but have only received one part. I would like to know if it got forgotten about. Thanks in advance"
or something like that
it'd have been better, but my leg went to sleep
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:41,
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or something like that
it'd have been better, but my leg went to sleep
Much appreciated. :)
*awards gold star and merit badge*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45,
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*awards gold star and merit badge*
Even though Nibus translated it more better than I did.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:54,
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*mwah*
Thanks for your help Pachey. :)
*feels all warm inside at the kindness of other b3tans*
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:08,
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Thanks for your help Pachey. :)
*feels all warm inside at the kindness of other b3tans*
I'd agree with that. Except neither my leg nor my two week old son are asleep. Dammit.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:50,
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I still hate Jesus and I don't agitate my obligation. Thank you in adavance.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:42,
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I have passed this command to you and I have only received one part of it, I wish to know if it has not been forgotten.
Thank you in advance.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:45,
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Thank you in advance.
Madame, je suis desole mais nous ne sommes pas tres bien parler Francais ici, alors je crois que vous n'avez pas recu tous les choses que vous avez demander. Est-ce-que c'est possible pour vous direz a moi les choses que vous avez, et les que vous n'avez pas? Merci.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:47,
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Good 'ning!
I'm grand, I'm off to Germany in *checks watch* an hour.
/surfing from the airport blog
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:23,
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I'm grand, I'm off to Germany in *checks watch* an hour.
/surfing from the airport blog
Funny.
I am fine thank you and very happy to be at work.
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Fri 15 Jun 2007, 9:24,
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I am fine thank you and very happy to be at work.


