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# That's reet good like.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# except for the fact
it's of the shite new german mini rather than the good old english mini
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# You mean a 'Biggie'
as I call 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i just call em
penis extensions, same as the m and x ranges
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# haha
lovely. You have a shitty old 1275GT or cooper ( and they were shitty, I drove a few ) and I'll keep my 2006 M5 and my tiny cock. Thanks.

cars only become penis extensions when they are something you'll never afford.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you
but I personally thinkthat the 1275GT was a stormer.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# they were a bastard to shag in.
I did my early courting in one
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Any old mini would be a bastard to shag in
What you want is an old Bishi Shogun!
Fold down rear seats, go anywhere, but a bastard on fuel!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha
I'll raise your shogun with my old Jeep Grand Cherokee. I had no life as all I was able to do was drive endlessly from one garage forecourt to the next.

( had a V12 XJS that was worse on petrol but you could not shag in that either )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's true
think of what it'd do to the upholstery!

THE CLEANING BILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)