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# Hello all


I just wondered if you all could say what you think?
It's only a rough version, but I did drawed it on a laptop mousepad.

How are ye all?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i'm fine
but

it looks like a rough version, almost as if you drew it on a laptop mousepad :)

tis good
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# You're a goodun, you!
I like you, so don't ruin it!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# That's reet good like.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# except for the fact
it's of the shite new german mini rather than the good old english mini
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# You mean a 'Biggie'
as I call 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i just call em
penis extensions, same as the m and x ranges
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# haha
lovely. You have a shitty old 1275GT or cooper ( and they were shitty, I drove a few ) and I'll keep my 2006 M5 and my tiny cock. Thanks.

cars only become penis extensions when they are something you'll never afford.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you
but I personally thinkthat the 1275GT was a stormer.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# they were a bastard to shag in.
I did my early courting in one
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Any old mini would be a bastard to shag in
What you want is an old Bishi Shogun!
Fold down rear seats, go anywhere, but a bastard on fuel!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha
I'll raise your shogun with my old Jeep Grand Cherokee. I had no life as all I was able to do was drive endlessly from one garage forecourt to the next.

( had a V12 XJS that was worse on petrol but you could not shag in that either )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's true
think of what it'd do to the upholstery!

THE CLEANING BILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# dave?
/ac
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# We're all Dave!
Even Kowalski!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i think GETTY IMAGES
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Incorrect
Photo taken by me, of my old car, and vectored by me.

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Dave?
/very nice :)
The red background is a bit distracting from the car though, and lose the crudely drawn 'mini' numberplate
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Good call
though that was just a crappy font, what would you recommend for background and filler for the plate?
I'll genuinely value your input.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# something along the blue/green line, maybe a gradient fill of both colours as a background
keep them light blue/green though, just enough to bring the yellow out in the car.

for the number plate, maybe make one up, the current 'mini' title looks a bit like children's finger paints, something in verdana or a straight arial font should do, just match the angle of the number plate with the text, and it should help.

tip top work though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Cheers chief
the background advice worked a treat. I'll need to fiddle with the font for the plate, but I'll get there.

Top advice squire!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Here we go
Attempt 2.
Plate's still a bit gay, but meh:
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I agree
This beats mine hands down, as it has funny and amusement!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself.
You supplied the picture, he made it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Argh!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cockeyed?
Bunch of dicks?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Cockeyed
I think
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Yo!
Home to Bel Air!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that was bloody quick
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Mind if i pearoast this?
(one of my 1st "plays" on photoshop, and ive not really got much better, lol)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Brocko, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# That's good that is
Nice wheels too!
I likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Thank you :)
Will probably do a few more of these when i get more photos of the mini now its summer :D

(how rude of me, i never congratulated your pic, it is most woo :))
(Brocko, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Ta
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# pfft nice wheels!
they look like bbs boyracers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# bbs boyracers indeed....
They are rather wide alleycats :)
(Brocko, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)