
but
it looks like a rough version, almost as if you drew it on a laptop mousepad :)
tis good
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:37,
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it looks like a rough version, almost as if you drew it on a laptop mousepad :)
tis good

it's of the shite new german mini rather than the good old english mini
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39,
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lovely. You have a shitty old 1275GT or cooper ( and they were shitty, I drove a few ) and I'll keep my 2006 M5 and my tiny cock. Thanks.
cars only become penis extensions when they are something you'll never afford.
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:57,
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cars only become penis extensions when they are something you'll never afford.

but I personally thinkthat the 1275GT was a stormer.
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:00,
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I did my early courting in one
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11,
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What you want is an old Bishi Shogun!
Fold down rear seats, go anywhere, but a bastard on fuel!
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:12,
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Fold down rear seats, go anywhere, but a bastard on fuel!

I'll raise your shogun with my old Jeep Grand Cherokee. I had no life as all I was able to do was drive endlessly from one garage forecourt to the next.
( had a V12 XJS that was worse on petrol but you could not shag in that either )
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:15,
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( had a V12 XJS that was worse on petrol but you could not shag in that either )

think of what it'd do to the upholstery!
THE CLEANING BILLS!
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:17,
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THE CLEANING BILLS!

Photo taken by me, of my old car, and vectored by me.
AICMFP
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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AICMFP

/very nice :)
The red background is a bit distracting from the car though, and lose the crudely drawn 'mini' numberplate
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40,
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The red background is a bit distracting from the car though, and lose the crudely drawn 'mini' numberplate

though that was just a crappy font, what would you recommend for background and filler for the plate?
I'll genuinely value your input.
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42,
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I'll genuinely value your input.

keep them light blue/green though, just enough to bring the yellow out in the car.
for the number plate, maybe make one up, the current 'mini' title looks a bit like children's finger paints, something in verdana or a straight arial font should do, just match the angle of the number plate with the text, and it should help.
tip top work though :)
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:45,
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for the number plate, maybe make one up, the current 'mini' title looks a bit like children's finger paints, something in verdana or a straight arial font should do, just match the angle of the number plate with the text, and it should help.
tip top work though :)

the background advice worked a treat. I'll need to fiddle with the font for the plate, but I'll get there.
Top advice squire!
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:51,
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Top advice squire!

This beats mine hands down, as it has funny and amusement!
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Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:43,
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You supplied the picture, he made it funny.
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