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# Hello all


I just wondered if you all could say what you think?
It's only a rough version, but I did drawed it on a laptop mousepad.

How are ye all?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# i'm fine
but

it looks like a rough version, almost as if you drew it on a laptop mousepad :)

tis good
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# You're a goodun, you!
I like you, so don't ruin it!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# That's reet good like.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# except for the fact
it's of the shite new german mini rather than the good old english mini
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# You mean a 'Biggie'
as I call 'em.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i just call em
penis extensions, same as the m and x ranges
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# haha
lovely. You have a shitty old 1275GT or cooper ( and they were shitty, I drove a few ) and I'll keep my 2006 M5 and my tiny cock. Thanks.

cars only become penis extensions when they are something you'll never afford.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you
but I personally thinkthat the 1275GT was a stormer.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# they were a bastard to shag in.
I did my early courting in one
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Any old mini would be a bastard to shag in
What you want is an old Bishi Shogun!
Fold down rear seats, go anywhere, but a bastard on fuel!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha
I'll raise your shogun with my old Jeep Grand Cherokee. I had no life as all I was able to do was drive endlessly from one garage forecourt to the next.

( had a V12 XJS that was worse on petrol but you could not shag in that either )
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's true
think of what it'd do to the upholstery!

THE CLEANING BILLS!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# dave?
/ac
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# We're all Dave!
Even Kowalski!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i think GETTY IMAGES
a/c
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Incorrect
Photo taken by me, of my old car, and vectored by me.

AICMFP
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Dave?
/very nice :)
The red background is a bit distracting from the car though, and lose the crudely drawn 'mini' numberplate
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Good call
though that was just a crappy font, what would you recommend for background and filler for the plate?
I'll genuinely value your input.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# something along the blue/green line, maybe a gradient fill of both colours as a background
keep them light blue/green though, just enough to bring the yellow out in the car.

for the number plate, maybe make one up, the current 'mini' title looks a bit like children's finger paints, something in verdana or a straight arial font should do, just match the angle of the number plate with the text, and it should help.

tip top work though :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Cheers chief
the background advice worked a treat. I'll need to fiddle with the font for the plate, but I'll get there.

Top advice squire!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Here we go
Attempt 2.
Plate's still a bit gay, but meh:
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Aces!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I agree
This beats mine hands down, as it has funny and amusement!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself.
You supplied the picture, he made it funny.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Argh!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cockeyed?
Bunch of dicks?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Cockeyed
I think
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Yo!
Home to Bel Air!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha, that was bloody quick
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Mind if i pearoast this?
(one of my 1st "plays" on photoshop, and ive not really got much better, lol)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# That's good that is
Nice wheels too!
I likes it!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Thank you :)
Will probably do a few more of these when i get more photos of the mini now its summer :D

(how rude of me, i never congratulated your pic, it is most woo :))
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Ta
*doffs cap*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# pfft nice wheels!
they look like bbs boyracers ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# bbs boyracers indeed....
They are rather wide alleycats :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)