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# I... what the?... that's..
Ace.

What a joyous start to the day.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'lo broomz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# 'lo Weasel!
Nice use of 'z' - it makes me appear 'street' and dangerous.

I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# is that Street in Somerset then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Yaaaarrrrr
that be roight moi lovely.

'Ow be... this is silly.

How's you this fine and summery morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Yo Broomz!
I'm really really tired for some reason. I went to bed early last night and seemed to have a full night's sleep. I am even working from home all week

A morning of coffee should do the trick. I might even get dressed at some point!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Ha ha
Ooooh I remember the days of 'working' from home...

It's worth getting dressed at some point though, just to avoid the disgust when someone gets home to find you still en dressing gown...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# It also gives an element of speed to your name
"Broom" sounds bulky. the Z is like adding racing stripes

BROOOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib...
Like adding stripes and a random number:

Keyboard =82= Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning zonic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ello Ives!
are you de-lurking yourself today?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# yeah.
i may as well at least pretend to be happy....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Awwww man....
Right...

I think a day of intensive hugging and smooshing for you then...

*hugs in a manly way*

*smooshes*

*feels awkward*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hey!!!
leave awkward alone!!!
you're supposed to ebe feeling me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Sorry, all these new users...
It gets confusing sometimes...

Why just the other day I felt embarrased, shamed and humiliated - it was an unintentional orgy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Just bottle up all those feelings
then release them at an inappropriate time in your late 50's
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# in public
with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Or at a daughters 18th birthday party...
By proudly anouncing to the room your intention to go off for a swift wank - thereby mortifying the child in front of her peers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# sounds like a personal memory here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I... no... YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANY MORE!!!
*puts hand over ears*

it's not really happening, it's not really happening, it's not really happening....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# thats what i do.
just push it all down....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)