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# now with little ones....
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(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I... what the?... that's..
Ace.

What a joyous start to the day.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'lo broomz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# 'lo Weasel!
Nice use of 'z' - it makes me appear 'street' and dangerous.

I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# is that Street in Somerset then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Yaaaarrrrr
that be roight moi lovely.

'Ow be... this is silly.

How's you this fine and summery morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Yo Broomz!
I'm really really tired for some reason. I went to bed early last night and seemed to have a full night's sleep. I am even working from home all week

A morning of coffee should do the trick. I might even get dressed at some point!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Ha ha
Ooooh I remember the days of 'working' from home...

It's worth getting dressed at some point though, just to avoid the disgust when someone gets home to find you still en dressing gown...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# It also gives an element of speed to your name
"Broom" sounds bulky. the Z is like adding racing stripes

BROOOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib...
Like adding stripes and a random number:

Keyboard =82= Weasel
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning zonic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# 'ello Ives!
are you de-lurking yourself today?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# yeah.
i may as well at least pretend to be happy....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Awwww man....
Right...

I think a day of intensive hugging and smooshing for you then...

*hugs in a manly way*

*smooshes*

*feels awkward*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hey!!!
leave awkward alone!!!
you're supposed to ebe feeling me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Sorry, all these new users...
It gets confusing sometimes...

Why just the other day I felt embarrased, shamed and humiliated - it was an unintentional orgy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Just bottle up all those feelings
then release them at an inappropriate time in your late 50's
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# in public
with a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Or at a daughters 18th birthday party...
By proudly anouncing to the room your intention to go off for a swift wank - thereby mortifying the child in front of her peers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# sounds like a personal memory here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I... no... YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANY MORE!!!
*puts hand over ears*

it's not really happening, it's not really happening, it's not really happening....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)
# thats what i do.
just push it all down....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# there's another

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *puts on grave dancing shoes*
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)
# my uncle died yesterday too
BM's demise made up for it a little
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)
# every cloud and all that.

'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# ning thundergod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# EDIT: OK, that didn't work, I'll settle for a simple 'hello'
トール元気ですか。
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# are you speaking in the machine language of a condenser unit?
*calls C3PO*


edit: fancy characters don't work in the subject - they often do in the message body though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Possibly...
I thought I'd try my hand at Japanese...

It appears I'm left handed...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# ニング！
EDIT:＾this says ”ニング！” apparently.

元気じゃない。Exam looming. In English. :/
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)
# zoom zom zoom
have another woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)
# that's the last thing you want to happen during a shag
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 'ning micto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# 'lo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# this is woo
so there.

P.s. I bet someone has a go at you for not adding this to the original thread instead of making a new one, but you may have a woo-based quality buffer in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)
# I *was* going to suggest that
but then I refluffed.

I might need some toast now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# hehe
i nearly did make a comment about that, but i'm trying to be less miserable today
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I declare today to be
Cheer Up Mictoboy Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i give it til lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# pre-emptive mind pissage
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)