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# No
Salad cream = working class

Mayonnaise = middle class

Aioli = Nigel Fucking Slater
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Sod either of them.
Tahini. Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# lime pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# haha
my sister's boyfriend has a Nigel Slater book

all the instructions appear to be:

1. Get a big fuck-off pan
2. Put meat in it
3. Fill it to the brim with water
4. Leave it to boil for 3 hours until meat is welded to the bottom
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# I did that once
with the intention of making stew.

Then I went out without turning it off.

The house smelt of burnt beef for WEEKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# We have a game in our house
You get the Observer magazine, flick to Nigel Slater's recipe section, then one person reads the recipe title and the other one has to guess the ingredients.

Eg:
"Butternut squash with thyme"
"Butternut squash, thyme, olive oil"
"Correct"
etc
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# i can imagine the scene
perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)