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RPTuesday - Found on the end of a Milkybar. It could just be our sick little minds though. What do you see?

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

*blinks*

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

mom?

is that you ?

(picitujeromanov, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

why am I looking at your chocolate bar?

Sorry, yes, it is quite a phallic image.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

i can't see much

there's a massive image blocking out the light

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

^this

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

get a bigger monitor.

goes home for tea.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

How d'yer think they make it white!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

same way they make salad cream

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

with eggs?

and manfat

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

salad cream is the food of the gods

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

I too love salad cream

none of this mayonaise rubbish for me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

and there I was thinking you were middle class

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

wait

is salad cream middle class, or not?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

Apparently not.

My cousin once refused to eat nothing but salad cream sandwiches for about a year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

nice

I like salad cream and am horribly middle class

*outs self*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

That's even less nutitious than my diet!

*eats Spinach and ricotta canneloni*

Mmmm.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

That canneloni got me through my enforced vegetarianism year.

That and cauldron things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

he didn't eat salad cream sandwiches for a month?

i've not eaten salad cream sandwiches for longer than that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

She.

And no, more like about a year. The family was really REALLY worried about her.

However I was only about 5, and I barely cared.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

I think salad cream

is quite ITV. Mayonnaise is BBC.

Horseradish sauce is Channel 4 and Daddies is Channel 5

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The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

the bbc is shit these days

their news looks like itv

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

The best news

is the news that looks most like "The Day Today"

I think ITV still wins that

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The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

this.

I wonder if they've ever watched it and thought "this Day Today gets all the best stories!"

edit: "Facts x Importance = News!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

No, no, no,

Channel 4 is all about the Marie Rose, whereas BBC has gone all 'generic burger sauce'.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Burger sauce FTW

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

I've never actually known what's in

'burger sauce'.

I don't think I really want to.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

horseradish is poison

it's not for eating

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

Salad cream = working class

Mayonnaise = middle class

Aioli = Nigel Fucking Slater

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

Sod either of them.

Tahini. Mmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

lime pickle

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Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

haha

my sister's boyfriend has a Nigel Slater book

all the instructions appear to be:

1. Get a big fuck-off pan
2. Put meat in it
3. Fill it to the brim with water
4. Leave it to boil for 3 hours until meat is welded to the bottom
5. Profit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

I did that once

with the intention of making stew.

Then I went out without turning it off.

The house smelt of burnt beef for WEEKS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

We have a game in our house

You get the Observer magazine, flick to Nigel Slater's recipe section, then one person reads the recipe title and the other one has to guess the ingredients.

Eg:
"Butternut squash with thyme"
"Butternut squash, thyme, olive oil"
"Correct"
etc

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

i can imagine the scene

perfectly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

where did you get that idea?

I'm complete scum, me.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

so I've heard..............

_{_{_{_{sat in a pub with yer knob out all night}}}}

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

That wasn't me

I wasn't even there that night!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

I may be mistaken then!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

it was robtoo and mongychops

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

chemical X

like the powerpuff girl has been made

(picitujeromanov, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

Obvious really...

tippex

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

Let's take a look, shall we?

That's Michael Jackson on the right...his houseguest on the left.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

Naaaaaah!

Michael Jackson doesn't have a white w . . . oh!
maybe he does now!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

I always have a milky bar lodged in my japseye

it makes me feel alive.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

you sick bastard.

squeeze dairylea down there, kids will do anything for the taste.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

I tried cheesey strings

but it became too confusing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

I attempted an Edam enema...

word of advice: don't.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

Camembert coitus

is like the holy grail of cheese-based sex.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

Oh Waspy

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

*vibrates*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

I see...

I was going to work up to it with a Monterey Jack Off...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahaha

rub it over your babybel end

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

there is nothing like a whole stilton

sweating in a warm room awaiting you to delve into it's stinky moulding centre

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

no, you tried a 4dam enema . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahahaha

that just sounds painful and wrong.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

fucking cheesy strings ads!

Spikey-hair kid : "I have cheezy strings!"
Adult : *looks confused by cool product*
kid : "I win!"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

spikey haired kid: i have cheese strings

adult: congratulations on having dole-scum parents
spikey haired kid: (o_o)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

i posted a pic like that a few years back, nice to see that they havn't changed the design and are still subverting children.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

I don't suppose many of you will give a shit...

but Milky Bar = Nestle = boycotted for me. Join us!

www.babymilkaction.org/pages/boycott.html

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

*pisses into the wind*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

This^

I wonder how many millions of people would have to boycott nestle before they start to give a shit

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

You have to start somewhere.

Bear in mind that just the threat of a similar boycott caused Masterfoods to change their mind when they recently announced some of their sweetie bars would no longer be vegetarian. Boycotts do work you know.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

i try top avoid their products

i don't eat choclate so that's easyly done.

i do have cinnomon grahams every once in a while.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

cinnamon

Graham's FTW

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)