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# o_O
What about the rest of him???
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# cold foodstuffs + rude bits (on a boy) = bad idea
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, I can vouch for this...
But you only have his torso?

I thought the face was the appeal..

Just when I think I understand.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# No, silly, I have all of him
the torso is the best place for serving foodstuffs because it is flat.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# does this apply to Maltesers?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Good lord man
no-one in their right mind would use Maltesers for sexy fun time!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *has to agree*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Ah yes...
people like Depp have flat torsos don't they...

Can't help but think of Hot Shots and the fried breakfast now...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Clavicle is also good
especially for slightly wet foods.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# You can't put wet stuff on a clavichord!
they're antique instruments!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)