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# have you tried sticking
your finger down your throat yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# if it's too late for that
try from your bum!

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# No need
We can do it for him!

On a side note:
What has 8 legs and makes women scream?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# a flid centipede!
gordon brown!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Gang-rape.
Lovely eh?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# 4 men wielding knives?
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# damn i was close.
*eats her cheese and bacon god*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I'll eat your cheese and bacon in a minute.
I've just gotta finish this museli first.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# more tofu please!
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# tofu is evil
and shall never be mentioned by its name.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# tofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofu
*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ever seen the movie Candyman!
you're summoning Him! The ABOMINATION ITSELF!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# but he was made of Candy
not tofu.

Silly. :D
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# that was just to make it more appealing!
who would want to see a movie called Tofuman!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# me.
and prolly a bunch of hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Nope
I took three diazepam (valium) instead of a Co-Codamol, a diazepam and a diclofenac.

They started asking me my address as though an ambulance was going to turn up any minute. Now though they've just told me not to be so stupid and "don't do it again".

I can't do it again as that's the last of the valium!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# now i see your point
and your puzzlement about the tongue question! What the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)