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# Absolutely aweful, probably bindun, and if not, do it instead of me.

You could do a far better job than I.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
I am likes the sangness of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Really?
Wow, I didn't think that anyone would like it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Nixon is famous for his phrase
"I am not a crook!"
No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# he covered up a burglary and wiretapped his enemies offices and..
Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Lol
Sounds like a fun night out to me.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# add in the reason for Clinton's impeachment
and it's a party indeed! :D
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# which was?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# lying about a blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# This?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhoTEDddGOo
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# pretty much
but a lot less funny and lot more embarrassing.

Ah, the good old days.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# lying to the American People
..those were the days!

as if we rest of the world deserved to be fucked with!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# there's a rest of the world?
I thought there was only america and some commie terrorists trying to get in and destroy freedom
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# exactly.
it's just ammurrica vs. the heathens.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# my bets on the heathens, long term
to be honest

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# as always the problems come the day after
when he made an even bigger mess by trying to cover up
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# was the highlight of his presidency
no wait... that was "Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow."
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
woo to corrupt American President punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# heh! topical!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Oh right I get it now.
/slow tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# This is amusement enducing
On a side note, I just had to call NHS Direct because I took three of one tablet instead of one each of three tablets! What a tosser I am.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Sounds
Terrific!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# You mong.
What happens now?
And are you YouTubing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# They've called me back to ask if my tongue is swelling!
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Is it swelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Negative
only with invective.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I haven't had diazapem
but I have had Diclofenac and co-codamol with lots of alcohol recently and because of the pain (tendonitis) sometimes have had a little too much and I haven't even had stomach ulcers yet.

here's a link for the diazapem though.

www.drugs.com/valium.html
(it explains about the tongue question as well)


Good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:57, archived)
# as you're not on the pill
I wouldn't worry

and if it was acid, see you in a month!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# have you tried sticking
your finger down your throat yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# if it's too late for that
try from your bum!

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# No need
We can do it for him!

On a side note:
What has 8 legs and makes women scream?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# a flid centipede!
gordon brown!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Gang-rape.
Lovely eh?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# 4 men wielding knives?
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# damn i was close.
*eats her cheese and bacon god*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I'll eat your cheese and bacon in a minute.
I've just gotta finish this museli first.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# more tofu please!
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# tofu is evil
and shall never be mentioned by its name.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# tofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofutofu
*bounces*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ever seen the movie Candyman!
you're summoning Him! The ABOMINATION ITSELF!
Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# but he was made of Candy
not tofu.

Silly. :D
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# that was just to make it more appealing!
who would want to see a movie called Tofuman!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# me.
and prolly a bunch of hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Nope
I took three diazepam (valium) instead of a Co-Codamol, a diazepam and a diclofenac.

They started asking me my address as though an ambulance was going to turn up any minute. Now though they've just told me not to be so stupid and "don't do it again".

I can't do it again as that's the last of the valium!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# now i see your point
and your puzzlement about the tongue question! What the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Arrroooo, maybe so!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)