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# I GOT A HOME RUN IN SPORT ONCE.
IT WAS AWESOME! THEN SOME GUY SHOUTED 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!'
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:51, archived)
# SPORT IS AN AWESOME GAME.
I HAD A GAME OF SPORT ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:52, archived)
# I WAS LYING.
I AM RUBBISH AT SPORT.

I JUST FELT LEFT OUT WHAT WITH ALL THE
PINKY EXCERCISE AND SPORT-TALK.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:55, archived)
# KICK A HOME RUN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:56, archived)
# HELLO TO SPORTS.
THIS IS SPORTSTALK, WHERE REAL MEN TALK ABOUT SPORTS AND HOW MANLY THEY ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:57, archived)
# SPORTSTALK IS TOTALLY NOT GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:59, archived)
# IT IS OK TO SLAP ANOTHER MAN'S BUTT AS LONG AS YOU SHOUT 'SPORTS' AFTERWARDS.
TOTALLY NOT GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:00, archived)
# WE LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS HAPPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:03, archived)
# I WATCHED AN AWESOME GAME OF SPORTS ON A VIDEO LAST NIGHT
IT WAS CALLED "BACK-DOOR BONANZA 5".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)
# ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
#
☁☁☁☁☁☁
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:50, archived)
# I THINK THAT AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS THE GAYEST SPORT OF ALL SPORT GAMES.
BECAUSE THEY RUN AROUND IN SHOULDERPADS AND TIGHTS AND WEAR MAKEUP ON THEIR FACES AND SLAP EACHOTHERS BUTTS. BUT THEY
SHOUT SPORTS AFTERWARDS WHICH MAKES IT OK.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:04, archived)
# NOT AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAYER BECAUSE THEY KISS EACH OTHER AFTER EACH GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:06, archived)
# GRECO-ROMAN WRESTLING IS THE BEST.
THEY EVEN SIMULATE ANAL SEX.

SPORTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:07, archived)
# If thumbs count, it ain't simulation.
It's stimulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:08, archived)
# I KNEW I GUY IN SECONDARY SCHOOL WHO PLAYED WRESTLINGSPORT.
HE LIKED IT. A LOT.

WE WENT TO A MEET ONCE AND SAW HOW MUCH HE LIKED IT. SO COULD EVERYONE ELSE AT THE MEET
BECAUSE THEY WEAR SPANDEX UNITARD THINGIES. HE LIKED IT A LOT. IN A SEXWAY.

BUT IT WAS SPORT AND THEREFORE NOTGAY.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:10, archived)
# WOAH CRAZY PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:12, archived)
# IN HIS PANTS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:13, archived)
# SPORTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:15, archived)
# I AM NOT A MAN
I AM A LADY

NOW I FEEL EVEN MORE LEFT OUT.

WHAT DO LADIES TALK ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 4:59, archived)
# KNITTING AND BROKEN FINGERNAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:01, archived)
# BUT I DO NOT LIKE THOSE THINGS...
CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT COMICS OR PIRATES OR SOMETHING WONDERFUL INSTEAD?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:03, archived)
# SUBJECT TOPICS OF DISCUSSION:
TAMPONS, SPORTS, DAXFLAME, INTERNET, DENTISTS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:04, archived)
# INTERNETSLOLL!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:14, archived)
# TAMPONS: FUN TO SUCK ON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:19, archived)
# EXTRA SLIM SO YOU CAN FIT MORE IN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:21, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GRONKPAN'S PENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:29, archived)
# ALSO: MY RANGE OF NOVELTY SOAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:32, archived)
# COMICS ARE FUN TO READ. PIRATES ARE FUN TO PUSH.
THERE I SAID IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:05, archived)
# PURSES, TAMPONS, HOW CUTE THEY THINK I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:01, archived)
# LOLLZ DR D IS SO DREEEEAMY!
*GIRLY GIGGLE*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:12, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT WOMEN TALK ABOUT, I KNEW IT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:22, archived)
# THIS IS WHY THEY GO TO THE TOILETS IN PAIRS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:25, archived)
# GOD I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT.
RANDOM GIRL: "WILL YOU COME WITH ME? I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM"

FOOF:"WELL, DON'T EXPECT ME TO HOLD YOUR HAND OR ANYTHING. THAT'S JUST GROSS."



*IS REALIZING WHAT A HORRIBLE GIRL SHE MAKES*

*IS DEPRESSED*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:36, archived)
# I hate it when men try and talk to be in the restroom.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:40, archived)
# HEH...
i was at a bar with a male friend
and my ex showed up. when my friend went to the bathroom.
he followed. and apparently stared at him the whole time.

AND HE DIDN'T SHOUT SPORTS AFTERWARDS, SO I DECIDED HE IS SECRETLY GAY LOLL
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# YEAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHO WOULD THINK THAT A URINAL IS A GOOD PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# YOU HAVE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE, AT LEAST, RIGHT?
ITS NOT LIKE THEY CAN JUST WALK AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR BORING SHIT WHILE THEIR TAKING A PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:46, archived)
# THERE WAS A GUY THAT USED TO BE AT ALL THE ROCK CONCERTS I WENT TO
WHO USED TO LIE DOWN IN THE URINAL AND ASK PEOPLE TO PISS ON HIM. THERE WERE ALWAYS A FEW PEOPLE THAT DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT HE WAS ENJOYING IT WHO WOULD THINK IT WAS REALLY FUNNY TO PISS ON HIM.

FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE'S BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY VENUE IN SYDNEY NOW.

TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:48, archived)
# NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD BUST THE CUBICLE DOOR DOWN AND TAKE HEAPS OF PHOTOS.
POST THEM ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:42, archived)
# GOOD IDEA.
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# STEP 4:
PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:43, archived)
# BLACKMAIL IS MY FAVORITE GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:44, archived)
# I PREFER CHINESEMAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:46, archived)
# I LIKE THAT SPORT
BUT I AM NOT GOOD AT IT.

WHEN YOU GIGGLE AS YOU THREATEN PPL, THEY DO NOT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

100%FACT
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:51, archived)
# IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU GIGGLE.
☁☁☁☋☁
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 5:54, archived)