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[challenge entry] Aren't I Original?

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(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Is there no door option?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# MacGuyver doesnt use doors.
Doors are for the weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# You are locked in a burning room
Thilly :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Said nothing about not having the key
thilly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# True
That is a penknife, presumabley attatched to the key.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# A fire exit would work fine for me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# An exit made of fire would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# ern
no it wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Lies
You know it would
Go on
Haha, imagine this scene:
"Uhmmm, Johnson, I don't think the fire-door you got for the office is very good"
"It's great!"
"It's on fire, and I'm pretty sure it's setting everything else on fire."

/scene
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# But if it were a door of fire, it couldn't still be there
It would have disappeared ages ago out the fire escape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# :O I had to read that twice
Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Yes
That's why my court appointed psychiatrist says too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Should phone "911"
because he's american, and thats what they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# i wanted a pair of those oakley glasses... then i saw someone with some and realised what a retard they make you look like...
luckily i'm not dull enough to spend £200 on sunglasses!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# not 9/11....
nine one one. The fire people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# 11th day of the 9th month
119 - stupid americans
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# ooh ooh!
stick the chewing gum to the aerosolcan spray bit
then stick the string the the chewing gum by an end
then spray the aerosol can making a big balloon
and then light the other end of the string and stick the ballon to the door!
Do i win?

I said: "Do i win?"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# where's the clipboard option?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# you use the light bulb filament to pick the lock
that's what he did once
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 22:03, archived)