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# hahahahahaha
why do women wear perfume and makeup?
cause they're ugly and they smell!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# because they're neurotic?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Is it any wonder?
Most women:

"Yuk, I hate beards, it makes you wonder what they're trying to hide."

+

"Oh noes! I can't go out without covering my face with slap!"

Bound to send anyone loopy after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Fuck off, I love a good beard, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i love my beard too
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Tis a lovely beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# and the way that men are blamed for it all!!
the cheek of it!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# it's not going to be long before men start wearing make up and perfume
have you seen the adverts for male beauty products recently?
it's getting ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# they're not even particularly 'blokey' ads.
New Ulivea anti-aging wrinkle cream for men.

"My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled, sanded, primed and repainted."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# 'Unlike the garden fence
which I will do next weekend, promise. Yes I know I said that four years ago'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, it's raining now
so i can't do it until it dries thoroughly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# :D You and my dad are the same person.
Same name, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# "My wrinkles appear reduced as though filled"
appear!?!?
THEY ARE!!
That's because you just put filling putty on your face!!!

what's wrong with a few lines? nothing, you bunch of self loving tartoles
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)