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# Woo!
the big crab olympics sounds cooool. what would be in it do you reckon? the 1500 metre scuttle? Endurance levitation?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:37, archived)
# crabs
Can they levitate then?
(etyh, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:44, archived)
# Yes
They usually choose not to when people are looking at them though. They get a bit self-conscious when they're airborne.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:46, archived)
# i think they should
all pince Wolf off of gladiators' skin and he should shake them off. The last one remaining on wolf wins.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:48, archived)
# excellent
that sounds perfect. there could be several different events: holding on to wolf from gladiators, holding on to airwolf, holding on to an actual wolf, holding on to a virginia wolf, holding on to a sperm whale made up to resemble a gigantic, ocean-going wolf.

Any other events?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:56, archived)
# Yea for giant ocean going mammals
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:04, archived)
# that marmot is just sooooooo cool
i'm thinking about doing something with your marmots as we speak, mr tea.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:08, archived)
# how about another game
where all the nice crabs get together and gang up on the evil clown crab and they fight to the death and only the clown crab dies? All to the sound of 'another one bites the dust' ala gladiators. And then we can all be happy and look at nice flowers and nothing will be as bad, ever, ever again.
And THEN bring in the disguised sperm whale as he sounds punk rock.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:11, archived)
# Good speech
Hoorah. Right I'm off home to take a good look at the Wife's hole... Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:19, archived)
# The factorial 10 jump
Its like the triple jump for two legged animals only for ten legged animals it takes way longer.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:02, archived)
# millipedes
how many hops and skips would they need? maybe that's why I've never seen a millipede doing athletics.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:09, archived)
# Quite
Maybe someone could work that out when they get a chance? They would need a hell of a big run up. What ever !300 or so time the length of a millipede is plus somebody has to judge it and make sure they do all the legs in the right order starting front to back. That has to be why we'e nevr seen this event.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:17, archived)