
he is trying to show everyone up at ascot.
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Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49,
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...Ron Shir thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clapton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing their gardens
into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his
white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it," thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and
permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Everywhere he went, people said "Hooray!"
Sometimes you just can't win.
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Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53,
archived)
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing their gardens
into the shape of a human leg.
Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his
white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it," thought Ron, but he was wrong.
The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and
permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Everywhere he went, people said "Hooray!"
Sometimes you just can't win.