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# [/:-D
That'll learn him for not wearing a hat!
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# maybe that is his hat
he is trying to show everyone up at ascot.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,...
...Ron Shir thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clapton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing their gardens
into the shape of a human leg.

Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his
white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it," thought Ron, but he was wrong.

The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and
permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Everywhere he went, people said "Hooray!"

Sometimes you just can't win.
(, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)