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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# EYES
LIKE
NOODLES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# fwy noodows
-_-
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
Slap the back of your head.
It always works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I know a guy that fell over (drunk) & his eye popped out
/fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# What did he do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# tripped and fell whilst drunk
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# OMG LIKE REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Pffft!
*pokes with stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# walked back to the pub & got them to call an ambulance.
The next time I seen him, one of his mates was stating that he wished he was there when it happened so he could fuck the hole in his head.
/another fact
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Is he a b3tan?
His mate I mean- he sounds like one of ours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# nah,
he is an illiterate crane driver with a bad case of short angry man syndrome.
Nice guy though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Ah, one of my best mates is a short angry man.
When I say angry I mean actually rather frightening, I think we should probably start running now before he sees us.

Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *runs*
*falls over & eye pops out*
*gets fucked in the eye socket by CW's mate*
Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Ah, I don't think he's a secret socket sexer.
TBH, I'm the more likely one to shag your head- if I was a bloke I'd definitely want to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# you can always develop a bad steroid habbit & use an 8" clit?
And yes, I am quite flattered that you would do my sockets:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# That's tonights wank sorted then.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Oh please imagine me windmilling it.
Whilst smoking a big cigar and wearing an oversized fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# You've spoilt it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# *windmills*
*winks*

Oh, and I should be humming the evergreen classic 'S Club Party'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Put on a Rachel Stevens mask and it's back on!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# My face is much better than hers.
It's not the same colour as my hair, for a start.

I'll wear a lucha mask and you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# I had to google that!
Anything that will cover your face is good ;P

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Pfft.
Where in Sheffs? I'm from Nether Edge and my aunt lives in Hallam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Herdings.
Top 'o' the world!
No watter here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Ahhh, you're lucky man.
My Grandma's in Chesterfield- she's on the top of a hill, but she can't go and get any more food or owt- thank fuck she's got a full freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Fish fingers FTW!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:08, archived)
# Fish fingers FTDuration!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Haha!
Offskies now!

Laters Hun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:11, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:13, archived)
# END OF THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# yay
i live in sheff too!
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:17, archived)
# *opens door*
Oi do you mind, I'm on the vinegar strokes in here

*slam*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# S cluuuuuuuuuub...
*glompage* hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# guten abend
I'm off to bed in a sec

Got all naked and hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Oooh I say
I'm off to bed too. I'm neither naked, nor hairy.

I am wearing a £125ish pair of jeans though, and I've got my dinner on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# 125 quids!! (no quid sign on this keyboard)
Blimey - and you let Manwife cum on them??
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Bleurgh.
It is neither Christmas, nor his birthday.

Which is this time next week.

Gah.

(and yes, they're designer. Don't worry, I didn't buy them.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I've never owned a piece of clothing that expensive....
Anyway, going to knock one out and go to bed

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Now there's a plan
Night all....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:21, archived)
# *looses erection forever*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# looses?
drawstring?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# bah, fucking spelling
off back to school with me.
And not just to kidnap children this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# You just going to kill them in situe?
Bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:03, archived)
# nah, I need to think of a new angle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# From under the floorboards!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# By Jove I think you've got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# *claps*
I'm sure they'll appreciate the inventiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I don't think I could walk with one of them.
Imagine the agony/ecstasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# *imagines*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Nooooo, it'd be more on the painful side.
Clitorisisisises (ae?) are delicate thingumybobs, my dearie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# as I said...
*imagines*
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Testing, testing
badgers bastwank frying pan cow Serbia Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Years ago
a mate of a mate told me about a matey (you get the idea, down the pub like) that caught gonorrhea in his eye socket. He had a false eye ya see, apparently used to take it out so his boyfriend could use the socket as an orifice.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Got blind drunk?
/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# You're forgiven, but only just.
So just think on mister/ missus/ genius cat that can use a computer
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *genuis cat gleees*
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# AAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# FLOPPY PENIS EYES!
AAAAAAARRRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I closed my floppy penis eyes
Drew back the curtain (aaah)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Can't see for certain
cos my eyes work poo
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:15, archived)
# ARE YOU LOOKING FOR PORN?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Quoth the Windows paperclip thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# He has a name, you heartless harridan!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Oh dear!
If I don't get a good hand soon I'm going to have to eat the computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# WTF?
woo though :)

I think I'm going to have nightmares :(
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# THE PETER BEETLE
WILL SOOTHE YOUR FRIGHTENED MIND

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# kekekeke!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# [/:-D
That'll learn him for not wearing a hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# maybe that is his hat
he is trying to show everyone up at ascot.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Much as he hated arguments or any kind of unpleasantness,...
...Ron Shir thought things had gone too far when, returning from a weekend in Clapton,
he found that his neighbour had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing their gardens
into the shape of a human leg.

Enraged and envious beyond belief, Ron seized his garden shears and clipped his
white poodle Leo into a coffee table.
"That'll fix it," thought Ron, but he was wrong.

The following Wednesday his neighbour had his bushy waist-length hair cut and
permed into a model of the Queen Elizabeth and went sailing.
Everywhere he went, people said "Hooray!"

Sometimes you just can't win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Both manwife and I are quite scared.
But he seems so friendly...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# oh thanks
now I'm going to have nightmares for a fucking month

*cries*

that is, however, a fantastic animation :) If I could click "I like this" then I most surely would. Will a "woo" suffice ?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# thankees!
A woo will do (a woo, or two)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# woo woo
(come on Ivor)

*shows his age*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
#
ivor BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# mnnnf mmmmph mmmmnnnsf
taaaaassssty bwaaaaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# No, big brain eating beetle.
Have you been listening to the Scientologists?


:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# haha : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# lovely brain
munchage!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Wear goggles!
They bounce straight back in!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# snake eyes maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Can't help thinking about those
glasses with fake eyeballs on slinky springs. I used to think those were the very height of sophisticated humour.

Still do.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# looking at boobs like spaniels ears
gives you eyes like spaniels ears...who would have thunk it

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You make Tuesdays bearable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# HAHA!
brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# That'd give it away
better than the hairy palms...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
I HATE it when that happens. I have to wait until they dry out and shrivel up back into my eye sockets.

DAMN YOU INTERWEBNETPORN!!!!!!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# EE gawds
The Neville!!!. It's like you never sleep!
more grand stuff there melikes
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# ha ha
Chocolate and coffee mixture is coming out of my nose you lovely bugger you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Humnahumna
That sounds nice.

the mixture I mean, not post nosey. I'm not that much of a filthpot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:50, archived)
# I said NOT post nosey!
Jesus, you own one extensive pornography collection and people all of a sudden think you're a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# One of these days, you're going to meet me in a big important meeting.
And you're going to know.


You won't know how, but you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# haha!*
*laughter may be slightly nervous
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:19, archived)
# needs more chocolate I think
I'm going to make some more, and will probably not sleep tonight now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Read some books on m-theory, or string theory
Manwife's obsessed with it, puts me straight to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# nah, sounds like the crap that would keep me up all night
I'll see if I can't find an autobigraphy of Katie Price
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I'd lend you my old journalism essays.
OH MY GOD it's the most boringest subject ever invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I've got a book
on String theory by my bed at this very moment. I usually dip into a chapter to get me to sleep.

It's fascinating stuff, but my brain can't cope with the many dimensions this late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:04, archived)
# The scary thing about manwife (graphic designer, nothing to do with physics)
Is that he just instantly gets it. Like you and I get connect four.

Which, come to think of it, is actually rather hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Haha
First post I see and it has made me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# bahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# haha
I love you!

I'd offer you juices, but that would just be WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 2:02, archived)