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# it has been known to dribble, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'd tie a knot in it if I were you, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# ARE YOU TRYING TO ASK ME OUT AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# One of these days you'll say yes.
I'm sure of it.

I bought you a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# that's sweet, I might look at it over lunch and try to defuse the small incendiary device within it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Gobblegobblegobble!
That's turkey for I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# after translating it with my turkish dictionary I can conclude
that it doesn't mean that at all, it means "this turkey is filled with high explosives"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# You're so suspicious of me
and all I've tried to do is love you. Well, I tried to rape you once, but I think that was mostly your fault. You shouldn't taunt me in your hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Pssst
Congrats on living here on b3ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# if I go out with Captain Wow I have to live here too?
it just gets worse!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Pardon?!
Do you mean because I was on last night? I wouldn't have been, but I was in a poker tournament.

Well, for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# No, you're Queen of the stats
I'm beginning to wonder if you are AI infesting the board...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# nah AI is pretty competent at socialising nowadays, us b3tards are far from competent
I'm surprised we don't just hit each other with clubs and ug...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *wallops*
Ugugg ugh ugggug ug
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I'm expecting chocolates, flowers and cave rape
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *cave rapes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)