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# it's that time of the year again....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Burn Hollywood, Burn
Taking down Tinsel Town
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)
# i concure
rid us of the Syphalitic Disease-Ridden Donkey Whores
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Handbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Gladrags!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Morag!
Well hello hen....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *cluck*?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Nah, Scottish people call each other hen.
I once had a cat called Morag, see, and we used to talk to her in a Scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# others do too
I think I knew what you meant

Hello Duck
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Y'alright cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)
# here you go, for all your needs.
www.exclusivehandbags.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# how many women walk round in their pance and a handbag
I don't get it, you don't see me walking about in my boxer shorts carrying a satchel full of goose eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Yes I do
*presents exhibits a-z*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# yeah but I look fucking gorgeous in underpants, whilst carrying bags filled with waterfowl eggs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# WFEFTW!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# A missed horses opportunity I feel
And the handbag I want is currently being saved up for- unless you want to lend me £900...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!

£900!!! what is it? fucking gold plated.

i thought mrs thor was pushing it when she requires radley bags, but £900 for a single bag??? are you soft in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Balenciaga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Bless you
*offers tissue*


[edit]i have viewd their website and have come to the conclusion that this is overpriced toss paraded by stick thin models.

is this the type of image we want to promote?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:53, archived)
# *eats*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# P.I.L?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Open Up by Leftfield
but you're spot on with John Lydon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Leftfield
edit: Gah! Le piss de mind!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)
# *burns*
*sees doctor, applies cream.*
*soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I guess I'll start a forest fire
dun dugga dun dugga dugga dun dun!

I haven't listened to DKs in a long time, I might rectify that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Bonanza?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# no, it's just the way I'm stood and how the light falls on it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Tea? Meet monitor...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)
# it has been known to dribble, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I'd tie a knot in it if I were you, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# ARE YOU TRYING TO ASK ME OUT AGAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)
# One of these days you'll say yes.
I'm sure of it.

I bought you a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# that's sweet, I might look at it over lunch and try to defuse the small incendiary device within it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Gobblegobblegobble!
That's turkey for I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# after translating it with my turkish dictionary I can conclude
that it doesn't mean that at all, it means "this turkey is filled with high explosives"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# You're so suspicious of me
and all I've tried to do is love you. Well, I tried to rape you once, but I think that was mostly your fault. You shouldn't taunt me in your hotpants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Pssst
Congrats on living here on b3ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# if I go out with Captain Wow I have to live here too?
it just gets worse!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Pardon?!
Do you mean because I was on last night? I wouldn't have been, but I was in a poker tournament.

Well, for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)
# No, you're Queen of the stats
I'm beginning to wonder if you are AI infesting the board...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# nah AI is pretty competent at socialising nowadays, us b3tards are far from competent
I'm surprised we don't just hit each other with clubs and ug...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *wallops*
Ugugg ugh ugggug ug
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I'm expecting chocolates, flowers and cave rape
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *cave rapes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Good plan!
hiya GmoS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Alright mate, how're you keeping?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I'm alright, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)
# DK's are pretty good for what ails ya'!
how are you GMOS?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hello Sir!
I'm grand, yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)
# im fabariffic thanks
got the night off and about to get the bevvy in - woo for part time alcoholism!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ah binging, the favoured foray of the common man
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Woo!
Although, before seeing the picture, my first thought was...

It's that time of year...

Now that spring is in the air,
When those two wet gits,
with their girly, curly hair,
Make another song for moronic holidays....

I hope I haven't done anything annoying like getting the Chicken Song stuck in anyone's head... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *buys jumbo jet*
*buries clothes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i am comfortable
freebs has innured me to getting songs stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Kinda lingers me old mate
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)
# nothing can shift the song i've got in my head
'bedbug blues'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)
# *googles*
None the wiser.

*continues singing Sheila's Wheels jingle*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Kudos
DRI t'other day, Kennedys today.
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)
# maybe we should donate some flood water!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)