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# I'll find out for sure
when he's safely locked in my cellar . . . you'll be the first to know.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *dons iron pants*
*padlocks*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *gets out Cillit IronPants*
BANG! AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *looks down*
How come I always loose my pants when I'm at work?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# because you can't spell lose
C];0)

Sexay is as Sexay does . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Ooh!
Those'll be handy to chain you to the wall by . . .

*takes key*

Let me know when you need to pee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *readies catheter*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)