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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Yes! This is me!
I want one of these!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Sracist!
a/c
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
what have they done with leon?

Edit: i'm a little spaced this morning
i've only just realised this isn't spider and scorpion....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *Wakes up* Is it time to die?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# That's a line from a tune I know...
But I can't remember which one...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# is it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't think I've ever heard that in a club
so probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I played that in a club last friday
over some gabba.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Drop any weather report?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# no, but I finished with moonlight shadow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# \m/ you hardcore bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Haha
Imagine Dick van Dyke in an Industrial mash-up.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# It'd certainly be interesting :D
Chim-Chimeree, Chim-Chimeree, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you get the general idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Me old Bamboo
Me old BamBOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# :D
He still sounds Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Everybody say way-oh?
That song is so RUDE. I don't remember the rude version from my childhood (school Disco)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I didn't think it was ever rude :/
The first time I heard it I switched it off though, so I don't think I've ever heard it in its entirety...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It's all talking about lady parts
sitting on faces and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ah right.
Probably skipped over by the Radio 1 crew then.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# It made me do a :O face when I heard the grown up version.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# sit your pussy on ma faaace
/the only rude bit i can remember
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Girl your booty is so brown
Something about licking up and down I think as well.

It's all of the naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# maybe it's just a cat reference?
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# it's from Blade Runner
Leon says it to Deckard.

It's been sampled by a fair few people. I think the Prodigy did on..... something off Jilted Generation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# You're right, too.
The track I'm thinking of was by Combichrist or Grendel or someone.
Since it's from Bladerunner it's probably been sampled to death by loads of people :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# WHO LOVES YOU!?
AND WHO DO YOU LOVE!?

my fave sample of all time :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# What's that from?
Same film?
/long time since last viewing of Bladerunner
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# IT'S TIME TO START....
RUNNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/Running Man :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# It's been ages since I watched that, too...
Must watch all those old films again. Especially Total Recall.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# open you miind
AH!
open your miiind
AH!
open your miind
AH!
open your miind....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
There certainly is! only one nut! and where are the three pubes per bollock!?

s'not even magenta! Hahahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Speaking of which
Thinking of getting myself a graphics scribble thingy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Yippee!
and Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It'll be super cheap
But I'm getting pissed off with the lack of control with just a mouse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# For sure!
I only used to win isketch 95% of the time when I used a mouse . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I use a trackball which is probably harder to control
But I like not having to have room on my desk to be able to move a mouse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# trust 200, £22.00 from asda and tesco's
only wee but it does the job.
similar available from morgan computers for £16 with £7.50 postage.

/buying another one within the next couple of days to give to a chum blog.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# pfffh I find it easier to draw with the mouse :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Cheap ones are the
best. Mine was about £20 from Maplin (was a special deal though, usual price is probably £30-40) and it's lasted for about 2 years so far.

It has had tea spilled on it at least 7 times in that period.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ability to withstand tea is an important feature
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i find the tea rings on mine a great help for drawing perfect circles
and i've got enough tobacco in the pen groove for an emergency fag.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# eeeeuww, it looks waxed!
Jolly Jack waxes his sack!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'll find out for sure
when he's safely locked in my cellar . . . you'll be the first to know.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *dons iron pants*
*padlocks*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *gets out Cillit IronPants*
BANG! AND THE PANTS ARE GONE!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *looks down*
How come I always loose my pants when I'm at work?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# because you can't spell lose
C];0)

Sexay is as Sexay does . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Ooh!
Those'll be handy to chain you to the wall by . . .

*takes key*

Let me know when you need to pee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *readies catheter*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Ah, the old back sack and crack
*winces*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Looks like your average b3tard to me.
I thought you'd stopped doing these?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *passes steaming mug of fluff*
sorry your life doesn't seem to be the Mae West today bud


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:39, archived)
# S'ok.
Just another addition to the collection of annoyances.
*refluffs with an effort for the day*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *manhugs*
Ooh! you been working out and that hat is smashing! C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hah
hardly working out ;)
Don't get all slushy on me :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ok
*wipes a tear away crossly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I thought you were looking at a picture of me for a minute.
Then I realised that all pics of me are horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# eh?
horrible?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Ha!
No :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# IVV has vectored you though, right?
right?that's not horrible


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# The source picture was.
I think I look ok on a good day, but most of the time I think I look rank.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# He's like a lovely young Dexter Fletcher
This is a good thing.

WI- they're not horrible, they're lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Do you want to fight over this?
I'll win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *readies knives*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# *gets sai*
remember to protect your giblets...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *encases self in SDL body armour*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# UNFAIR
All I've got is this baking tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Useful weapon.
Just hit me over the head with it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I can't *reach* your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I stopped for a while back in 2003.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Ah right.
I just thought that the last one you posted was the last one ever, since they both died...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hehehehehe!
you never seen a cartoon come back to life?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Of course!
I only hope that Leonard returns...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# There are 50 which have never been posted.
(And I've not uploaded them onto my site yet, so don't bother looking for 'em)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Haha
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
50!!? *gets overexcited*

*leaves trail for dogs to follow*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Over exited!
It "over exCited" m8 sorry...

"over exited" is when you leave a shop too much somehow.. and end up in Narnia or somin... uh..
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'mate'.
'something'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Oh, and 'it's'.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# :P II
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# oh the ironing!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha *glee*

any plans for putting them into a book?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Yeah.
But I'm really slow at putting stuff together.
Just look at the SA book......or rather; the lack of one.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yaaaaay :D


seeing these wee chaps again makes me glee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# arf!
I have a printer that can print out mugs of hot tea

(and I wouldn't play Defcon for too long. It inspires Megalomaniacal tendencies)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# heheheheh.....ehheh hah......HAH HAH............AAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I haven't played
it for aaaaages. Might dig it out and destroy a nation or seven.

NUKES! NUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKENUKESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I confess:
I have been playing it in the dark, for added atmosphere......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# That's precisely what I did
the first time, with the volume cranked up.

I could almost feel the radiation wafting against my face. It's the way that the world ends with barely any noise which pleased me most.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I have a Wii!


Would you credit? I play Zelda game!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I don't like the Wii.
It has a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# but it's damn good fun.
*has almost completed twilight princess*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# There is as much entertainment
to be had from the console name as there is to be had playing games on it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I gained
roughly 89.355% entertainment from the console name! I hope I can gather as much entertainment dust from the playing of it one day soon!

*gathers entertainment dust, like a soft beetle might*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# They could rename
it to "piss" perhaps.

Or you could pronounce it as "Wihhhhh!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yeah...
because all other consoles have had such cool names in the past.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I am envy of your Wii ownership!
Although I now have a Tii. It's a hand controlled device full of hot steamy tea fun!

It's motion sensitive too, so when you pick up the Tii controller, the hot drink moves closer to my face!

*enjoys, whilst weeping softly into the mug*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Ooooh.


I want one of those. I demand one!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# And so it shall be so, young Wheeled Bird!
*grants unto him eternal rest tea*TM
(Copyright "That Bible Book Thing Maybe" 2007)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
you seem very hot muggy bevereagey today Mr The Neville . . .

fancy a brew?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
but a few hours after a Tii, do you get a Wii?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I ripped the music out of it*
And it's fantastic to work to. 30 or so pieces, 30s to 3m long each, with that great sound. Best part of the game.

* easy to do actually. there's a big file in the install, it's actually just a renamed zip or rar, so change its extension, and the audio is all inside it as ogg files. not exactly l33t hax0r but I did work it out myself from looking at the file in hex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I should do that
and take it along as a mix cd to parties.

The sound of melancholy strings and such, combined with radiation sickness coughing should go down a treat!

*chucks out the default "Party" mix and replaces with "Sounds Like The End Of The World - Volume I"*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# The coughing etc isn't in the music
But the separate samples are also in that archive. So you can add them yourself! Or have them on your own!

*goes to listen to the end of the world*
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# no, that's a kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:42, archived)
# hahahahaa
:o~)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# weeee
weeee
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Har har! Fucking splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I love these
welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)