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# That's not my only criteria!
I don't fancy John Sargeant, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# What about Prince Philip?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# No!
I just think he's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Or Clive Dunn ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *the condom's split*
DON'T PANIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# just go and have a nice warm bath.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Dod you get that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Fwwoooaarr!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Leslie Crowther?
.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I think death is the normal sexual barrier when being attracted to older men
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# CROWTHER'S DEAD!
Shit I missed that one!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hehe
Ok, hmm what about that Duncan Bannatyne off of Dragon's Den? Or maybe that Peter Jones (if you can ignore his immense smugness for one nanosecond...)?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# No and I'm not sure
who's he?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Peter Jones
images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=opera&rls=en&q=peter+jones+tycoon&btnG=Search+Images
Surely related to Smug Bastard going by a couple of those pics!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Cor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# For t'captains eyes only
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ermm..
cos she was first. All in a queue now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I know various females that fancy both of them...
It's almost enough to make me give up on women forever. Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Well, there's a port for every ship
No, that's the wrong metaphor, what's the one I mean?

Hole for every nail?
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
They're both good...

I also know various people that fancy Michael Portillo and Mark Kermode.

©_©
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Dunno who that last one is
But Portillo? Dear God no.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Faith restored.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)