If he's going to stand there with his mouth openYou might as well get yourself a nice blowjob before you nick his valuables
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:56,
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Great idea :)cheaper than rohypnol; just move his head around and around on it - only 17% less satisfying than necrophillia...
( Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:14,
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I agreeStrongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophilia.
Or have I missed the point:P
(Or have I missed the point:P
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:28,
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You have an interesting response*conducts internet research*
Indeed, the evidence shows that Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophillia. Coincidentally, so is oral sex with the 'temporarily facially movementally challenged for whatever reason' so I believe...
(Indeed, the evidence shows that Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophillia. Coincidentally, so is oral sex with the 'temporarily facially movementally challenged for whatever reason' so I believe...
Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:43,
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Curses!Foiled again!
*zips up trousers*
(*zips up trousers*
Spazzcat jam out with your clam out,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:45,
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Nothing like a good foilingto while away the evening... :)
*whistles*
(*whistles*
Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight,
Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:09,
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