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# That bloody Strongbow ad
Has anybody else thought this?

(revrobuk, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# If he's going to stand there with his mouth open
You might as well get yourself a nice blowjob before you nick his valuables
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Great idea :)
cheaper than rohypnol; just move his head around and around on it - only 17% less satisfying than necrophillia...
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I agree
Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophilia.

Or have I missed the point:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# You have an interesting response
*conducts internet research*

Indeed, the evidence shows that Strongbow is indeed 17% less satisfying than necrophillia. Coincidentally, so is oral sex with the 'temporarily facially movementally challenged for whatever reason' so I believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again!

*zips up trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)
# Nothing like a good foiling
to while away the evening... :)

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Never seen it
got a link?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I have, and I did,
Stongbow tastes of old ladies pee.

Probably. It's fucking vile, anyway.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# strongow?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# i've seen the strongbow ads
but strongow is news to me
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# i just want to poke his eyes, punch him in the neck and kick him in the nads
see if that gets a reaction
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)