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# woo
and if those girls are virgins, they're probably ugly
edit: or illegal
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# or not really girls

or technically human
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# A Glaswegian* virgin is an 8 year old who can run faster than her brothers.
*where Glaswegian is a randomly selected town for the purposes of light wit and no actual slight to the city's womenfolk is intended.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)