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# It's all part of a large experiment y'see...
My plan is to see if it's possible to cure Alzeimhers using the power of fruit.

Subject A (Kenneth) appears to have had a somewhat adverse reaction to grapes.

Maybe I should have tried Kiwi fruit?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# have you got a control subject?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I can't remember...
I think there's one in the fridge, next to my shoes.

Who are you again?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm from the Ministry of Hum
can I see your licence?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh...errr... It's around here somewhere....
*produces damp kipper*

Here you go officer. I trust everything is in order.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)