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# Where day go?
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ME!
mmwwuuuhhhaaha haa ha ahahahahaahaaa *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# He he he
They don't work without at least 15 flashing lights per panel.

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# 'ning SB
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# 'lo Minkle
how goes the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# shite
first day back from holiday and my clients are all whiny cunts

edit: and how's your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Ah the first day back is always rough, you have my sympathy
meself... so bored I've had my headphones on for the past two hours, though the music stopped about 1 1/2 hours ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Means I can pretend the sales team isn't really there.
And look a bit like Craig David.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ..
Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# jesus christ!
That won't work, General.
It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD.
The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Then by God,
Let's play Tic Tac Toe!
(Sheepattack!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# How'd you get out?
*re-kidnaps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I just like being dragged back in chains and ropes...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *drags*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *forget the ransom*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *keeps ransom money*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# you're welcome to it
I think I've got the better end of the bargain
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Sir, we don't have a bridge.
Only a tower, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Dont have a bridge?
Why wasnt I informed
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# haha
it wasn't Nick Berry, cos he only steals fruit

Kenneth Williams looks mighty confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Kenneth Williams always looks mighty confused
this is because I have been feeding him grapes in vast quantities.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# it's people like you what cause unrest
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# It's all part of a large experiment y'see...
My plan is to see if it's possible to cure Alzeimhers using the power of fruit.

Subject A (Kenneth) appears to have had a somewhat adverse reaction to grapes.

Maybe I should have tried Kiwi fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# have you got a control subject?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I can't remember...
I think there's one in the fridge, next to my shoes.

Who are you again?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm from the Ministry of Hum
can I see your licence?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oh...errr... It's around here somewhere....
*produces damp kipper*

Here you go officer. I trust everything is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Russel T Davies?
He nicked everything else Gerry Anderson's done...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# badumph
TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# even his poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I was thinking along the lines of
comedy 70's red rocket bases, flying aircraft carriers, indestructible captain, etc.

But, you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# flying spherical robots with lasers
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's the one I forgot. I lost count...
Windsor Davies FTW.

Actually, the Zeroids didn't fly, they rolled everywhere. Or at most bounced.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# That was me
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *flash*...*flash*... ... ... *double flash*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Put that away dear
you're embarrassing the neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# aw, mom!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# they've seen it all before.
I'm sure if they really wanted to see it they'd ask like your Uncle Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Out of interest, have you had a swing at playing some Kingdom of Loathing?
if not, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Kingdom of Loafing?
sounds ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# not yet
not enough time, actually

*bookmarked for the evening*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# eh?
you're on b3ta compaining about not enough time?

*scratches chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# enogh time for the ol' b3ta in-and-out routine
not enough time for a kinda-online-rpg
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# \o/
I'm 'The mighty weasel'. Drop me a message when you get around to it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it could have been anybody,
everyone loves flashing lights
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)