I'm told that to get a girl, you mustn't look desperate
and it helps if you look like you don't NEED a girlfriend.
Still, 'I heartily enjoy a good wank' isn't working as well as I'd hoped as a chat up line.
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go.,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:34,
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vodka
and lots of it.
works on me, anyway.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:36,
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So true.
Girls get all weird when you entice them into an affair, and then they find out you are not married, or a rich businessman dealing in olive oil.
Foiled again!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 5 Jul 2007, 2:38,
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