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# B3: would you mind taking a photograph of me while I eat my sandwich?
pub person: ? eh?
B3: it's for a message board I post to...
pub person: are you one of them internet perverts or something...?
B3: ... not really
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# this had me choking to death
cheers prof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# well - I'll make sure you have a good send off
... staging funerals is a new line of work I'm thinking about going into ... very over teh top, theatrical affairs, professional mourners, scrips, lighting - whatever you want, to the letter.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# if you need an assistant, give me a call
I'm good at three things:
Fighting, screwing and reading the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)