I would watch
X Tractors
A farmer who is coincidentally called 'Simon Cowell' would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going 'Arr, she's a beaut' and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
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The Neville What what what,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08,
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*commissions*
*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*
*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*
*profit*
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wheelybird mreee!,
Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10,
archived)