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# Still too thin?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# That forehead...
it's either Patrick Moore or Robocop.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
#
Moore Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
Moore Stewart Kielty
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
#
Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Who now?!
"Stewart Stewart" or "Patrick Kielty"??
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart
I can see where this is going
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Wokingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Stuart Lee
*moons on a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# To the beach!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Fibonacci is rolling in his grave right now.
Patrick Moore Stewart Kielty Stewart Carson
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# To China!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
#
"Stewart Stewart" or "Patrick Kielty"??
Moira Stuart Stewart
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
#
Magnus Magnusson
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
#
Magnus Magnusson
Magnusson Magnus Magnus Magnet Magnusson
brine shrimp
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Smeg fridge
Shmerg
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# fridge fridge
fridge fridge appliance fridge fridge
denka denka fridge fridge fridge parmesan fridge
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Fence!
fridge appliance merm decking
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Animals?
Bird fish mammal brick orangina elephant Shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# biscuits
jaffa cakes I'm listening to Meatloaf Erasure the sound of marmots dying
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# marmots?!?!
applesauce Tizer Tango
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# scrote
champagne I'm listening to bad AIDS Richard Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# fridge fridge
fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge fridge spunky titfest
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# fridge fridge
spunky decaffienated titfest
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Leprosy
Pope John Paul II tit ghettoblaster
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Pins mints
Pope John Paul II ghettoblaster generator
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Wrong hole
generator polio
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Satan
And his Minoins Minyuns Minjuns Mon... Servants.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Fish
Satan Paul Daniels and his Minoins Minyuns Minjuns Mon... Servants lovely wife Debbie McGee Satan
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ...
Winnar! lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Sam Bennallick!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# good old Magnus

huger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# haha
What is he like!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# He's like a giant smoking clam
that lives at the bottom of your garden
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I am laughing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# He's fit to drive it
after the cool crisp taste of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# EVERYONE drives better after enjoying
the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# RPM!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I fear RPM
can you please tell him to hide himself from my sight? He is causing my knees to tremple
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# KNEE TEMPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# He was hidden away for a fairly long time until now.
:)

I've told him to conceal himself again, but I think he might just be hiding under your pillow.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I went through your site yesterday
It was highly entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Thank you. :)

For every visitor that goes through my site I send a bag of live snails to Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Don't
waste perfectly good snails on Africa!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *shakes fist*
Daaaamn youuu Reduuuced Paaatriick Mooooooore!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I love RPM.
I'd love a little dolly of him for my mantlepiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :)

If only I owned an oriental sweat shop. I could probably produce thousands of them for a couple of pence each, and sell them for profit. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# PROFIT!
POINT FIVE!

I would love one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I know I say it often
but I fucking love RPM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
what a cunt he is
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# yay
I love the kitten army!! Thank you Reduced Patrick Moore! You saved my life :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# For some reason
I think she looks like Woopie Goldberg...
(starial, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# slopy forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# That's much better
The only thing I'd say is she looks like a conehead in a wig- you may want to bring the hairline down a bit- usually I try and get it about the same height from the eyebrows as the length of the nose.

You've got a nice style though, expressive.

Edit- I feel really mean, I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# But she is a conehead in a wig!
I'm one of those perverted stealth-coners.

Edit: I wouldn't put stuff up on B3ta if didn't expect criticism ranging from the valid to the bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Your picture sounds like swiss chard
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# See, the thing about purple sprouting broccoli....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# *hug*
I'm still sorry though, and that thing about your style is true- plus you get the softness of the breasts over really well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Although the nipple-clavicle distance is a little high...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# BIZZARO!
I'd love to meet Bizzaro Neville. He would scare me

I imagine he'd wear a suit and go to work every day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He would likely read Nuts and Zoo
and drink lager. He'd be a crazy loon!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# and he would
drink coffee by the pint

HE'S CRAZY IN THE HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Gosh.
It would be confusing to have a conversation with him. He'd jabber on about crazy concepts such as football and who was on X Tractors and such things. Crazy mad rants. He'd end up in an institution where hairy ladies would bleet at him.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I would watch
X Tractors

A farmer who is coincidentally called "Simon Cowell" would stand and marvel at a range of tractors occasionally
going "Arr, she's a beaut" and muttering to his wife about what's for dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *commissions*

*does near-subliminal between advert teasers*

*airs at 8pm on a Firday on Channels 4*

*profit*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# There was a pirate 'theme' in the canteen today. It was rubbish.
Crow's Net (sic) Soup - which was just chicken soup
Cannonballs and spaghetti - yep, meatballs
Salty Dog Fish - cod in batter
Deep Sea Sludge - chocolate ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# haha
it was like this at school

for the same product, the menu ran thus:

normal school day: Soup
open day for parents: Homemade farmhouse cream of chicken soup
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# What's wrong with that?

That's standard pirate fare, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# GROG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# no!
Boo to grog!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# GROG!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# yay for Grog!
Damn me, I've been subliminally influenced by SCUMM
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# she needs a much better bra
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Perhaps spend a little time
studying anatomy & proportions.

And less time wanking over self-drawn funbags.
(A Big Spider, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Needs more asparagus
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Good Lord!
She has Eamon Holmes living in her hair!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# come on Eamonn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I don't wanna!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# but he's got his rubber suit on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# well, in that case
*dons mask*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *comes on eamonn*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Bahahahah
hatstand.

Have you been rained on today?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Not today
Although, well, yes briefly. I went out to buy a pork pie for my lunch and it was quite damp.

I'm going to get as wet as a seal (or anything else) in the rain this Sunday though. T IN THE PARK FOR THE WIN!

DAMP DAMP DAMP DAMP MUDDY GRASS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# I am seeing
The Good, the Bad and the Queen on Mondays. At the Tower of Londons!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
I may listen to them right now

*turns off Meatloaf because it's shit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Her boobs scare me
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)