b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7379743 (Thread)

# Behold a preview of my new hamtouch!
west-ham toucher

Fear it.

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)
# well that sucks
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# oh baby, talk mean to me
spit wrathfully up my anus and slip inside with your angry little penis
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)
# not even morning piss wood for that post
I could thumb a limp nubin in; but not much more.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)
# You should write for mills and boon
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)
# In fact let's write a collective mills and boon novel
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# ok
chapter one



She'd just finished pissing on my chest when...
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# MORE EFFORT
I WANT ROMANCE

AND MIMSY
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# ok
He lovingly curled off a brown nut roast turn into my mouth when...
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# - my thoughts turning to my own pleasure - i scooped it out and massaged it gently into my cunt and ringpiece...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# you didn't know I ate sweet corn tonight did you dear, said Durk. Steam wafting from the half chunk left in his anus.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Just then she spied Edgar looking at them through the door, once beckoned he faithfully began cleaning the scuzzy dung from her pendulous flaps
all the while she played with his little canine balls and teased his lipstick with her tongue...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# The sub text between those beings was sublime. Each had sores and warts that interlocked – almost as if Satan and wanted it to be so. i've been seeping said Durk.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# Just then elaine bought edgar off all over her face and tits, his thick doggy spunk soaking into her TK Maxx peephole bra. Durk ran his fingers around his pus covered shitty cornhole and then dragged it accross her chest
inscribing the words she'd longed to hear onto her body in brown, yellow and glistening silver...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I'm going to stop there
I'm slightly unnerved
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Satisfied for the first time in 50 years,
Edgar said “Thats how your Gran used to love me”. She would write ...
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I'll start
The scents of the calcutta night drifted up to her as she nuzzled her head into his chest and stared longingly and his mansy...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)
# He looked into her eye's and said.
“It's because you are eight that I can truly love you”.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# at the sound of his voice i got as wet as a new orleans kiddie porn dungeon...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I knew that with the hair being wet she'd look younger.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# but alas Janette krankie is a fickle lover and she found herself distracted by the though of his sister lying naked in the next room
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Dead as their stage act in 1977.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)
# are you trying to imply
that at one point they had an actual act?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)
# man and wife
twas sex - raw and lust
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# the trons?
surely they can't be called the trons?
aside. my current hamtouch picture i've not used for a while:
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)
# Fashion Ham is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)
# gosh, your collection this season is simply hamtastic
*was actually impressed by gok wan on jonathan ross this evening. he seemed like a perfectly decent fellow*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)