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# oooh head butt matches would be more interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# a machine that turns someone's head into an arse
now that's SCIENCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Reminds me of Ross Noble's stand-up in Bristol
"That child's being bummed in the face!"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# was that one of the reviews of his act?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Haha!
Nah, he was doing this thing about a face/bum transplant of a kid goes to the zoo, and he gets embarassed about his bum-face and then a baboon rapes him, and all these by-comers come by and say "that child's being bummed in the face" related stuff for about 5 minutes, and Noble manages to do this all by himself and keep it funny :)
*breaths in*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# you dropped this
TM
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# a®®®®®
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)